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All hotels have a separate concierge desk just for men. The 'porn concierge' will be responsible for helping guys new to a city to... Find the nearest porn cinema: The nearest porn cinema with 'added benefits': Porn stores: http://tcdn02.pornex.com/content/0c/e9/11/0… Daha fazlasını okun

The London Dungeon is a hugely popular tourist attraction in the capital. It re-enacts torture scenes from medieval times. Today's 'porn idea' is that the 'Dungeon' franchise is expanded to major cities all over the world - but with a twist for men aged 18 and upwards: http://www.bdsm-pics.com/bondage-220914/pics/bdsm_bondage_798.jp… Daha fazlasını okun

As someone who has never uploaded any film content on this site, I know I have no right to criticise those that do. However, my ‘Porn Idea’ today may be seen to do just that (but I like to think of it as helpful advice). The idea? Don’t name the whores that appear in the scene in the subject header. Because if you do, they will most likely get deleted (which is a shame for all us perverts that enjoy loading to them). Only today I had the traumatic experience of going through my favourites and removing ‘Deleted’ scenes for the likes of : Phoenix Marie... http://www.thepornst… Daha fazlasını okun

'Different Strokes' was a hugely popular 80’s American comedy show. People of a certain age remember it with fondness, whilst a new generation have had the chance to appreciate its charms in re-runs on various satellite and cable channels. In fact, so popular is the show that I have been commissioned by CBS Television to produce an updated, modern-day version that will air in the new autumn (fall) schedule on primetime TV. My first decision was… Daha fazlasını okun

Remember when breakfast cereal brands featured give-away toys? Well in an effort to get men to eat a healthy breakfast, Kellogg's and General Mills introduce a decidedly adult version of this customer offer - with a focus on hard core porn perverts. So as we indulge in the most important meal of the day, we have the chance of winning a special treat in our cereal box: A pair of Asa Akira's used panties: http://www.animewallpaperhi.com/thumbnails/detail/20120712/brunettes%20wom… Daha fazlasını okun

My idea today is that I set up a Top 25 ACTIVE Porn Whores list. I will invite selected XHam perverts to participate. This is going to be great and a first for XHamster. Oh, someone beat me to it… http://xhamster.com/user/sexistpigpornadict/posts/437686.html Go check it out (and in the meantime, here are some random porn stars for your viewing pleasure)... http://www.mypornstarbook.net/pornstars/s/sandra_r… Daha fazlasını okun

If this month was December, today would be Christmas Day - proving beyond doubt that Christmas really does cum around earlier every year. So today’s ‘A Porn Idea A Day’ is that on Christmas Day (which it would be today if it were December) every man receives a gift wrapped porn whore to wish him a very Merry Christmas. http://porncorporation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/guiliana_alexis_luna_star_c… Daha fazlasını okun

In a bid to improve ratings, Judge Judy, the long running American day time TV show changes format. The new, revamped show will work something like this. Hot whore A (the plaintiff)... will take legal action against hot whore B (the defendant)…. If Judge Judy rules in favour of the plaintiff she will be gan… Daha fazlasını okun

A new law is introduced that requires wives / girlfriends / k**s to move out of their homes at weekends so that guys can spend the entire time blowing loads to porn without being interrupted. So instead of this: He can be doing this: To this: http://… Daha fazlasını okun

Today’s 'A Porn Idea A Day' is rather dull but nonetheless relevant. I would like to call on all my porn brothers to clear out the deleted items from their favourites… ...this will allow me to more easily meander the filth on your pages and blow my load. http://evilang… Daha fazlasını okun

One of the more unusual side effects of the huge economic success currently being experienced in the UK is the closure of some public libraries (because everyone is so rich they can afford to buy any amount of books they like). This means the libraries can be sold off and the money invested in far better projects such as water cannons to keep unruly citizens at bay. http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2014/1/10/1389365783694/Policemen-use-water-canon-007.jp… Daha fazlasını okun

As a way of 'normalising' porn, every computer is manufactured with an in-build 'Porn' key - acknowledging the fact that the primary use of computer devices for all REAL men is to jack off to porn. When pressed, this key will automatically take the user to a hard core porn site of their choice. A more sophisticated keyboard will also be developed for the more frequent porn user (that's us). Ensuring that porn like this… Daha fazlasını okun

We have all sat through very dull meetings. So today’s ‘A Porn Idea A Day’ is an ingenious suggestion that I have cum up with to get you through such occasions. Think of it as a public service, except without wasting tax payers money - which if far better spent on prisons, the military and tax cuts for the middle class. Always ensure you bring a calculator into the meeting with you. When things start to get really dull (think subjects like ‘Corporate Social Responsibility’ and ‘Diver… Daha fazlasını okun

We all love to see a whore get fucked for the first time on camera. We all love to see a whore take a dick in her ass hole for the first time on camera. We all love to see a whore get DP’d for the first time on camera. We all love to see a whore get gang banged for the first time on camera. So today’s ‘Porn Idea A… Daha fazlasını okun

Guys showcase their porn stash to the world on Xhamster - so we all get the pleasure of seeing what gives our porn brothers pleasure. Take Dangerdick2007 for example. Today he added a gallery to his profile page, displaying some top notch cunt filling, ass stretching, jizz inducing porn. http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/4851903/my_full_porn_collection.html. This is what every REAL mans house should look like. Every room filled with porn. It should be the norm not the exception.… Daha fazlasını okun

During my time writing 'A Porn Idea A Day', I have suggested a number of innovative and brilliant initiatives aimed at the discerning porn addict. Each one of them has been imaginative, yet entirely practical in terms of implementation - such as projecting porn onto public buildings 24 hours a day: 'Wank Zones on Trains': Being buried in ones local porn store: http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.980100.1321755904… Daha fazlasını okun

Steve Hirsch, owner of Vivid Video, is arrested for crimes against porn like this... He is threatened with the confis**tion of his entire wealth unless he starts to produce porn like this... http://images.blazingmovies.com/pic_teasers/48933/… Daha fazlasını okun

Public toilets are transformed into walk in porn / wank dens. So when guys are out on boring shopping trips with their wife / gf, they can excuse themselves for a while as they go to the 'toilet'. Then, they simply feed the machine and jerk off to some hard core porn... http://41.media.tumblr.com/903fabb68f83bbe4eef2b75633cdcd07/tumblr_njsn0tQMR91u9j3cso2_r1_1280.jpg[/image… Daha fazlasını okun

Parody porn is be banned! It is boring, dull and invariably vanilla. Stupid 'storylines' getting in the way of the fucking. Who on earth wants to watch this... When you can watch this... http://hw03.images.famedownload.com/movies/23278/23… Daha fazlasını okun

Today’s ‘A Porn Idea A Day’ cums courtesy of the legendary XHam member Dp-lover. 'The Real Porn Awards' From time to time, we have all seen online polls claiming to rank the top 10, 20, 50 even 100 porn stars of the moment. But how many of us (REAL) porn addicts agree with them? Rather than being a definitive list of the top ball draining porn whores in the business, they are so often just a list of very poor pretenders to the crown. Why is that? Because in many cases these polls are voted for by guys… Daha fazlasını okun