İletiler214

If today was yesterday it would be 22nd June rather than 23rd June. And therefore, if today is 22nd June, it is officially ‘World No Panty Day’. The concept is a complex one. All women (but only hot ones) are obliged by law to discard their panties on this day each year and parade themselves in public places. http://sexyhotlegs… Daha fazlasını okun

The Sun newspaper is the most popular daily news title in Britain both in terms of sales and readership. In addition to its in-depth news analysis, highest levels of probity and principled journalism, it is also known for its iconic 'Page 3 Babes' which consists of a topless girl each day. Some of the most popular Page 3 girls over the years have included: Linda Lusardi… Daha fazlasını okun

Today is Father’s Day in the UK. The tradition of giving gifts is well established. But rather than buying dads the sort of presents they neither want nor need… Families should treat them to gifts they really do want… ...a subscription to a top-notch porn site… Some hard core porn dvds… http://… Daha fazlasını okun

To steal a march on the competition, Domino’s Pizza introduces the ‘Porn And A Pizza’ promotion. If you order any large pizza with a side and large Coke... You are given a porn dvd of your choice... http://triksa.com/uploads/posts/2013-02/1361890761_999400_… Daha fazlasını okun

Every guy that reaches the age of 18 is given a ‘Pervert Wanker Pack’. The ‘Pervert Wanker Pack’ gives handy tips and stimulus material to encourage guys to enjoy the pleasure of bate and porn. The 'Pervert Wanker Pack' will include stuff like this... http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Opc-AeSuL._PIsitb-sticker-arrow-big,TopRight,35,-73_OU01_AC_UL320_SR240,320_.jpg… Daha fazlasını okun

Government’s introduce a subsidised whore cleaning services for single men. As well as cleaning the house, the hot whores will be expected to clean the guy too... http://www.picsofpornstars.com/wp-content/uploads/French-… Daha fazlasını okun

In an effort to help men get fit, all gym treadmills are fitted with screens that show hard core porn.… Daha fazlasını okun

Alexis Texas is at the top of many porn perverts list of favourite whores. Yes she is hot, yes she has a great body, yes we love that ass. BUT there is one major drawback with Ms Texas – she doesn’t take it in the ass (at least as far as I am aware). Okay she has in the past with ex-hubby Mr Pete, but that doesn’t count. http://phatassporn.baddestporn.com… Daha fazlasını okun

Mike Adriano produces an instructional DVD / book for all men 18 years and older. The DVD / book gives tips on how to best gape a whores ass hole (particularly with the tongue) But also with ones cock http://www.xcritic.com/img/vlc… Daha fazlasını okun

With thanks to Splooger96 (http://xhamster.com/user/Splooger96) for this inspirational (and perverted) idea. The Jack-Off Olympics are introduced - however, rather than taking place every four years, The Jack-Off Olympics will be an annual event. The idea is a simple, large groups of fellow wankers from around the world compete in regional heats until only the best of the best make it to the Jack-Off Olympics. http://malemutualmasturbation.dickblogs.com/wp-content/upload… Daha fazlasını okun

International Porn Day is introduced around the world. It becomes a public holiday (but only for men) in which guys can stay home from work and beat off to porn all day. All porn sites are free for the day. All porn cinemas are free for the day. http://subm… Daha fazlasını okun

Every porn addict has a double. That means that when we have visitors (like I do at the moment), our doppelgänger can entertain them whilst the ‘real’ us can carry on immersing ourselves in the sickest, most hard core and perverted porno we can find. Our 'double' entertaining the guests: The real us getting off to hard core, fucked up porn in our bate den:… Daha fazlasını okun

The FIFA Women’s World Cup is currently being staged in Canada (home of Sexistpigpornadict). In an attempt to make the competition more entertaining for perverted men (that’s us) some new rules are introduced. Only hot whores can participate (regardless of their footballing skills): http://i0.wp.com/talkingbaws.files… Daha fazlasını okun

Quite Zones are common place on many trains. Inspiration is taken from this idea to create ‘Wank Zones’. The ‘Wank Zones’ will be a place guys can freely jerk-off on the way to work / home…… Daha fazlasını okun

Roxy Raye visits homes across the globe to give instructional demonstrations to women on extreme ass spreading (a bit like a Tupperware or Avon party - but more interesting). She shows woman of all ages (but particularly hot teens) how to put on perverted ass exhibitions for their boyfriends and husbands. http://f… Daha fazlasını okun

Today's 'Porn Idea A Day' is that: Every pervert, porn wanker subscribes to at least one paid for porn site in order to support the industry that we all love so much - and gives us so much pleasure (check me out getting all serious!!). Of course we all indulge in the wonderful free porn tube sites such as XHamster. We all love the fact that we can edge for hour upon hour to the hottest whores - for free. h… Daha fazlasını okun

With thanks to Simonbates (http://xhamster.com/user/simonbates) for the inspirational cum stained images below. Porn publishers begin to print their magazines on two paper stocks - easy-wipe-clean and standard. This way porn pervert wankers have a choice as to whether they wipe-clean their heavy loads after stroking off to… Daha fazlasını okun

Today is the Champions League Final in Berlin between Juventus and Barcelona. The winning team gets to gang fuck porn whores after collecting the trophy: http://content.boundgangbangs.com/imagedb/25497/i/h/830/8.jpg[/… Daha fazlasını okun

Busy-body do gooders Amnesty International launch a campaign to ’find Dirtyflits’. The campaign is supported by the utter bore that is Angelina Jolie... After a three hour yawn fest speech at the UN by Angelina, Dirtyflits attending friends recover from the torture by jerking off to some classic Ariana Jollee ball draining, porn filth… http://cdn-i30.definebabe.com/_idb/g/93/69/06/ea3fbc4313/Ariana-J… Daha fazlasını okun

A task force is sent to Netherlands to find and rescue Dirtyflits and bring him back to XHamster where he belongs! The hot whore porn army send out a message loud and clear… …”don’t fuck with Dirtyflits – that’s our job” http://static.fleshbot.com/data/images/galleries/000/… Daha fazlasını okun