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Today, Queen Elizabeth II became the longest serving monarch in British history. Her reign has lasted 22,336 days, surpassing that of Queen Victoria. As a mark of respect to the Queen, and in recognition of her service to Great Britain and the Commonwealth, I have arranged for 22,336 hard core dvd’s featuring top British porn talent to be distributed around the world to fellow perverts. http://galleries.gals4free.net/gals/angel-long-hot-3some-cruise-hard/Angel-Long_16.jpg[/i… Daha fazlasını okun

When XHamster is down, the site owner is legally obliged to send a porn star to each one of our homes to perform sex acts in our kitchens – thus ensuring we have something to shoot our loads to. http://media.girlsnaked.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kennedy-leigh-16-1024x… Daha fazlasını okun

As many of you are aware, I launched the Hooters bar and restaurant chain in 1983 - all proceeds of which have helped fund my worldwide charity (The General Augusto Pinochet Memorial Fund For Chi1dren With Parents That Earn Over £100,000 Per Annum). Following the huge success of Hooters, I am pleased to announce today that my new bar chain will launch in New York tomorrow. The Cum Fart Bar will fill a new niche in the ma… Daha fazlasını okun

Golf is to sport what blow-bang is to porn - not very interesting. So in an attempt to freshen things up a little, today's porn idea is that every time a player achieves a hole in one, a porn whore enters the fairway and her hole is 'given one'... http://www.lesbian-pics.net/view… Daha fazlasını okun

Today’s porn idea may upset a few perverts – ban 'blow-bang-only' porn! Every porn scene needs penetration (of the cunt and ass hole – not just the mouth). Of course there is nothing wrong with seeing a whore surrounded by cocks... http://www.spizoolove.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sara-luvv-in-sara-f… Daha fazlasını okun

It''s Labour (or is that Labor) Day in the USA this cuming Monday - meaning a nice long weekend for our br0thers in porn. So today's porn idea is a simple one. Every guy in the States, from 18 years to 118, gets home from college / work early tonight, sends the wife / girlfriend off to their mothers for the weekend and hits their sordid bate den for 72 hours of hard core, uncompromising porn. http://vids.imagepost.com/videos/por… Daha fazlasını okun

As some of you may have noticed, Google has changed its logo from this… To this… Today’s porn idea is that they change the logo again - only this time they replace the two o’s with porn star fake tits – something like these: http://img02.barelist.com/images/hosted/tgp/tory-lane-021512/pics/tory-lane-shows-her-tits-and-takes-dick-up-her-t… Daha fazlasını okun

As most of you are aware, in addition to writing this utter load of shit I am also a hugely successful author - having just overtaken J K Rowling in worldwide sales. You may have even read some of my books, including Catch-22, To Kill A Mockingbird and Hollywood Wives. In addition to traditional book sales, my audio books are hugely popular. They allow people to enjoy my books in the car or simply lying on the beach as I narrate them. http://173.244.199.38/kk/justteenporn/porn_content/gi… Daha fazlasını okun

The Daily Mail is a much loved British national newspaper. This weekend I undertook a telephone survey of 68 million people which showed a 108% approval rating for the paper. Today’s porn idea is that a s1ster paper, the Daily Female, is launched to capitalise on the Mail's huge popularity. The Daily Female will consist of page after page of only the hottest porn whores. http://hardsexerotica.com/hardx/wp-content/blogs.dir/5/files/adriana-chechik-bga/Adriana-Chechik-BGA3.jpg[/… Daha fazlasını okun

This weekend London hosted the annual Notting Hill Carnival. For those of you unfamiliar with the event, imagine a really shit version of the Rio Carnival. Shit music. Shit floats. Shit weather. And dare I say it, shit people. I recently undertook an extensive research programme into the event that proved beyond doubt that there are just three types of people that attend the Notting Hill Carnival: 1.Criminal… Daha fazlasını okun

Across the globe millions of young men are preparing to go to university for the first time – for many it will be their first time living away from home. Today’s porn idea is that their fathers send them off with a healthy stash of porn to ensure they do not get home sick. http://imgs2.adultempire.com/products/34/1692634h.… Daha fazlasını okun

In an effort to promote cycling to work, governments introduce additional bike stands in city centres - so instead of these dull old things: We can park our bikes in these rather more attractive things: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pin… Daha fazlasını okun

In an effort to increase market share, UPS adopts a strategy of employing only the hottest delivery staff. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5pLzmKIIAAos9T.jpg:larg… Daha fazlasını okun

The National Portrait Gallery in London (and equivalents in other countries) hosts an exhibition of 'cum tribute art'. http://rule34.eu/galleries/BIGflip-s-Miley-Cyrus-Cum-Tribute… Daha fazlasını okun

As many of you will be aware from my previous posts, I am currently advising Donald Trump on his campaign for President. Mr Trump is particularly concerned about illega1 immigrants crossing the border from Mexico and has asked for my advice on how to tackle the problem. So my porn idea for today is that a thousand mile wall be erected along the border in the following way: http… Daha fazlasını okun

I think I mentioned elsewhere that Jenna Jameson and Fara Abrahams are currently appearing in the British version of reality TV programme Big Br0ther. Broadcast every evening at peak time, Jenna and Fara are being beamed into millions of households across the nation. Men up and down the country are denying any knowledge of both these whores to girlfriends and wives - eve… Daha fazlasını okun

Fara Abraham is currently appearing in the British version of reality TV programme Big Br0ther Broadcast every evening at peak time, Fara is being beamed into millions of households across the nation. Men up and down the country are denying any knowledge of who she is, but some have probably emptied their balls to her 'sex tape' with James Deen (and if they haven't already, they soon will have as they searc… Daha fazlasını okun

Jenna Jameson is currently appearing in the British version of reality TV programme Big Br0ther Broadcast every evening at peak time, Jenna is being beamed into millions of households across the nation. Men up and down the country are denying any knowledge of who she is to girlfriends and wives - even though they shot countless loads to her when she was in her porn prime. http… Daha fazlasını okun

Carl's Jr, the American Hamburger brand, is known for it's use of hot women and sexualised imagery in its advertising. http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2… Daha fazlasını okun

Wine tasting courses are growing in popularity. Today's porn idea is that ass tasting courses become just as popular and easily available. http://imagezog.com/uploads/pins/2014/09/big/penny-pax-chastity-lynn-eat-sierra-days-insideout-prolapsed-ass… Daha fazlasını okun