Really want to do some photo / video shoots...... But......................... I can't pay due to being a skint student again.. So if any lady wants to have some fun and help us out they can... Also my lesbian friend has done a make up course so you will be all dolled up for it... Read more
2020 so far
What a year so far.. Well I'm now a broke student again and my lesbian friend still want's a lap dance by a sexy lady.. Might as well go back to my Guitar playing... Read more
Days of the week
Muff Monday Titty Tuesday Wank Wednesday Thigh Thursday Fetish Friday Siting Pretty Saturday Sexy Sunday Read more
Airline pilot
A French airline pilot pulls one of the air hostesses and takes her back to his hotel room after a bottle of champagne he takes her to the bed. They start snogging then kissing her down her neck then he stops She is confused then he starts pouring red wine over her face, She like "what are you doing?? "Whenever I have red meat I have red wine" He then stats licking it of then starts kissing down to her breasts and she's getting into then then he stops again She says "why did you sop" He starts pouring white wine over her breasts and he says "Whenever I have white meat I have white wine" Then s Read more
plague 2020
Thanks to the British Army, I've had my shoes stuck to the stickiest carpets in any nightclub the world has to offer. I've scrubbed floors, toilets, baths and showers on my hands and knees without gloves. I've eaten food cooked by chefs that took a cooking course so hard none of them has ever passed it. I've drunk whatever hooch the locals have had to offer and still got up and done a run at daft o'clock the following morning. Showered and shaved in freezing cold water, done press ups in the mud, eaten with oil, diesel and grease covered fingers, lived in a tiny space for months on end with so Read more
New models
Looking for some new sexy ladies to take naughty pics and vids with in and around London but can travel. Will need to fill out a release form as well so random people can't claim them as their own. Read more
MY CONTENT
Was copyrighted and taken down by persons. I own the copyright to my content. The only other persons are the models themselves. Read more
3D printer
I have a 3D printer in the post plus I'm a 3D artist.... Any ideas what I may make?? Read more
Photo and video shoots
I'm looking to get back into doing photo and video shoots. Read more
old probverb
I may not be the biggest, I may not last the longest, but my heart is pure and my mind is filth. Read more
3 days
Having a few days off from work to recharge my batteries.... I am also looking for a bit of fun ;) with my camera ;) ;) . Read more
Some tunes..
Joey Negro - Make A Move On Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYWcuD77lwo Boogie Pimps - 'Somebody To Love' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ Michael Grey - Borderline https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U37C8h4YLuk DJ Smash & Alex Gaudino Ft. Dhany - Moscow never sleeps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4PRkF3aZN8 Alex Gaudino & Shena - Watch Out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIod1VEGVjo Michael Gray - The Week End https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVSFLbpIIrU Read more
job
Can go fuck itself up its own arse. ... no sursly. It can go and fuck off... fucking slave driving wankers. . looking for some paid work on the side, don't care if I have to call in sick at work... kunts. Read more
land for hunting.
I need to find some land to take my lady friend rabbit Hunting........ and maybe a little photo/video shoot... Read more
If only
Then my tongue would be so far up your tube I'll be tickaling your cervix. ... Read more
why are all the good ones taken and the cute ones
I think I was born either too late or too early... I'm either too young or too old. I am 33 and still single without k**s. Where most men would think that's a blessing, well it's not.... We'll i do have a shitty depressing job that just about pays the bills. Read more
Tattoo
Will be getting my dragon tattoo in a few months time.. Read more
Fuck it I'm bored in bed on my iPad...... Lad
Age: Location: Last time you had sex: Favorite position (s)? Do you think I'm hot? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? What's my best feature? Condom or skin? Will u supply ur own condoms or should I? Do you like oral sex? Do you like anal sex? Sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Do you like fore play? Do this then put it on yours so I can it! Read more