About

I'm crazy and that's pretty much all you need to know about me.
And by the way...get a sense of humor you fools!

Okay I really need to settle things down, I have some rules...I know I know rules ain't fun but we always need some rules here and there. So follow these rules and everything will be just fine. Of course these rules are only for people who wants to send a "friend request".

Rule #1
Please please don't show your dick in your avatar, I don't give a damn about your fucking dick. You have a pussy, sounds more interesting to me. The "dick avatar" thing means you'll be instantly banned/blocked from my page and I will delete your comments and/or messages in a heartbeat. I'm not interested in that stupid looking little thing of yours. Ya feel me?

Rule #2
Fill up your profile page, I want to know a few things about you before accepting you as a friend.

Rules #3
This is the easiest one and the greedy one, take a look around and well...leave a message or a comment or anything. Don't be a mute, you have a keyboard just use it.

Rules #4
If you're a guy you better have a good reason to bother me. And really...if I already declined your invite once, what makes you think I will change my mind the next time you ask? Just, don't spam invites. Are we clear? Don't try your shit with because it will end pretty much with an insta-punch in the face. Got it?

Now that we're done with this shit let's talk about me, baby, me !

WHY AM I HERE? (and why am I talking to myself?)
I can only answer one of the questions here...well...the second question is an easy one, I'm just crazy.
But yeah.
I'm not here for anything in particular. This isn't the place where I'm hunting.
You know I'm here to have some fun watching videos (and sometimes with my girl too). And of course I like to meet people and have a conversation, you know...talking.
So if you wanna talk just do it, post comments, PM me, do what you want. I always answer!

WHAT DO I LIKE?
I'm not a difficult girl to please. Just wait...let me explain.
I like women, girls, ladies, I love tits and pussay. Is that clear?
To be fair, I'd like I like bright minds and pretty smiles. Clever women that don't ever care. Redheads and Japanese women. I like trans-women, women are women, it's that simple.
I';m in love with both curvy and skinny girls (well not a skeleton but you get the point). I do have to say that I slightly prefer small women, as I'm rather tall. I love big tits as much as I love tiny, flat chested women. I doesn't matter, it's super cute either way!
I do like hips, love-handles and gorgeous round thighs. I can enjoy some bit of legs and buttocks, but I have no fetish whatsoever.
Oh! I have a very very VEEEEEERRRYYYY big thing for either Scottish, Irish, Welsh and Northern English accents. That's like my favorite thing ever and I'm really serious about this!
But yeah, these are all preferences and by no mean all that important.

WHO ARE MY FAVORITE WOMEN? (and not only pornstars)
It's a tough question, like what is your favorite band? I don't really know because it changes every other day.
But let me think...
This part right here right now is actually an edited part because I wanted this upcoming part to be more interesting...sorta...
So let's do a Top 20 for my favorite models/pornstars and then a Top 20 of my favorite "classic/normal" actresses. This only based on the body not the performance. Well having a hot body is a performance in itself. And I said girls!

Top 60 models/pornstars:
60. Charlotte Stokely
59. Ana Foxxx
58. Faye Reagan
57. Samantha Rone
56. Sinn Sage
55. Harmony Reigns
54. Tiffany Watson
53. Lena Paul
52. Maserati
51. India Summer
50. Dee Williams
49. Hitomi Tanaka
48. Alison Tyler
47. Karlie Montana
46. Casey Calvert
45. Cory Chase
44. April O'Neil
43. Aubrey Belle
42. Cherie Deville
41. Jelena Jensen
40. Stoya
39. Peyton Thomas
38. Bess Breast
37. Elsa Jean (pre-boobjob)
36. Kira Noir (pre-boobjob)
35. Ella Knox
34. Veruca James
33. Angela White
32. Violet Myers
31. Cassidy Klein
30. Amarna Miller
29. Chloe B.
28. Sarah Banks
27. Karlee Grey
26. Darcie Dolce
25. Kiara Mia
24. Chanel Preston
23. Codi Vore
22. Kate Anne
21. Gina Valentina
20. Violet Monroe
19. Kendra James
18. Veronica Vain
17. Penny Barber
16. Meana Wolf
15. Luna Star
14. Arabelle Raphael
13. Kenzie Reeves
12. Ariel Rebel
11. Ellie Roe (aka Raphaella Lily)
10. Sheena Ryder
09. Silvia Saige
08. Leana Lovings
07. Alex Tanner
06. Cecilia Lion
05. Kitty McPherson
04. Siri
01c. Sheridan Love
01b. Penny Pax
01a. Marilyn Mayson

Top 50 "regular" actresses/musicians/sportswomen:
50. Zazie Beetz
49. Paige / Britani Knight
48. Jewel Staite
47. Heather Graham
46. Laurence Leboeuf
45. Courtney Hope
44. Gina Gleason
43. Reba Meyers
42. Molly Quinn
41. Floor jansen
40. Lana Del Rey
39. Gillian Anderson
38. Cyndi Lauper
37. Lauren Tate
36. Karen Gillan
35. Allison Robertson
34. Sheila E.
33. Ally Sheedy
32. Mädchen Amick
31. Lita Ford
30. Asuka / Kana
29. Io Shirai
28. Rosario Dawson
27. Anna Kendrick
26. Emma Stone
25. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
24. Hikaru Shida
23. Renee Olstead
22. Clea Duvall
21. Natasha Lyonne
20. Chelsea Wolfe
19. Winona Ryder
18. Annie Clarke
17. Kate Bush
16. Fairuza Balk
15. Krysten Ritter
14. Kat Dennings
13. Bryce Dallas Howard
12. Brody Dalle
11. Rita Hayworth
10. Summer Glau
09. Christina Hendricks
08. Amy Adams
07. Becky Lynch
06. Maisie Williams
05. Shirley Manson
04. Sherilyn Fenn
03. Alyson Hannigan
02. Eva Green
01. Christina Ricci

Is that all clear for you?
Now get the fuck out!