About

I'm sorry for my absence these past few months.

The love of my life, my soulmate and my very best friend, my wife of 30+ years passed away from brain cancer Jan 20th. She was just 55.

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Welcome to the "Church of Consenting Adults".

"Do no harm... but have fun and be thyself."
Minister Steve

"I like women who wear their ankles as earrings!"

Bi married male (30 years together now), and we've had a "swinging relationship" with 4 of my best male friends and 3 of her bi girlfriends (along with a handful of random acquaintances) . We took one of her bi girlfriends with us to Hawaii for 2 weeks, and my Best Man joined us on our wedding night.

My official "Church of Consenting Adults" profile:
http://xhamster.com/users/ChurchOfCA
That's where the real pervy stuff happens. Check it out
and join us, won't you?

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Porn is best consumed in the company of good friends.
........."Friends don't let friends jack-off alone."
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My sexual beginnings:

My first sexual memory... I was 5 years old when my babysitter's 12 year old son got me naked, laid me down on my stomach and put his finger in my butt. It may have been his dick.. I also remember him shitting on my back (just a weird memory). I remember stimulating my butt after that with my toothbrush handle, a crayon, a little toy flashlight, etc. up there every once in a while. I remember around that same time, being horny and "going commando" by not wearing my underwear one day. My mom caught me when she tucked in my shirt, and scolded me to put them on.

In kindergarten (age 5) I developed a panties fetish when my teacher would walk around the room while we were taking "nap time" on our rugs on the floor. I remember looking up to see her panties all the time as she walked past or stepped over me, and remember a pair of white panties with little pastel colored elephants on them. After that, I was always checking out the girls panties on the playground, back in the good old days when girls couldn't wear pants to school.

One time in 4th grade (age 9) I saw a little girl in my class humping the corner of her desk right in front of everybody, just as we were about to go outside for recess. She was definitely horny, I'm sure not knowing why, either. Also in the 4th grade I put a golf ball up my butt and had to wait 2 days for it to come out. It was a little scary and also kinda exciting to think I had a golf ball up my ass and no one knew.

My real sexual awakening happened in 6th grade and the first blowjob I ever gave. My very best friend would come over and we'd have a little circle jerk, sometimes with my little brother. My friend had this huge dick and a thick patch of pubic hair, I was so impressed. I had a decent sized dick but with only about a dozen wispy pubic hairs that were just coming out. He'd jack off huge streams of cum all over my dick and tell me to rub it in and it would help grow my pubes. We'd do this everyday, sometimes two or three times a day. Ah, to be 12 again!

One time we were jerking off in my living room, where my mom had a large painting on velvet of a nude woman with big boobs, (always a big hit with my friends). Anyway, we were jerking off to it and my friend asked if he could put his dick in my mouth "for just a minute". I agreed, and within 30 seconds I felt my mouth fill with what I thought (and hoped) might be my own saliva. After he came, he pulled away and ran into the bathroom, with me chasing him asking if he just came in my mouth. He denied it, but I realized he had. And, his suggestion of rubbing his cum into my pubes seemed to work, and very nicely thank you. Now, driven crazy by hormones, I became obsessed with girls and women, and that bisexual part of my life seemed to fade away (but returned in my mid twenties as being bi-curious).

About a year later (age 13), I was over at that same friend's house jumping on his trampoline in the back yard and I saw a light on in the neighbors bedroom window, and then I saw HER... my first naked woman and her naked husband, fucking like there was no tomorrow. There was a little 4 foot wall that separated their yards, and we both hopped over it to get a closer look. The curtains were wide open and the window was open as well, so we could hear every grunt, groan and scream coming from HER. They really put on a good show. He'd be fucking her missionary, then he'd pick her up and put her on the dresser and fuck her some more with her legs over his shoulders, then he'd flip her over and fuck her doggy style standing with her bent over the dresser... all the while my friend and I were just outside the window jerking off all over their wall. I went back at least a half dozen times and got the same show every time, and came on their wall again and again. Now, looking back and knowing what I know now, I'm sure they knew we were watching as they could see us playing next door and they ALWAYS had their curtains wide open for us to watch. Definitely exhibitionists, and to 13 year old hormone ravaged boys, what else would they expect? I'm certain my DNA is still there, on their wall to this day.

I'm sure that's where I developed my voyeurism. And that has always been a definition I gave of myself... voyeur. Another definition I've received is cuckold, and it came from all 3 wives, past and present, and a couple long term girlfriends. Just goes to show you that women get horny too, and not always with their husbands.

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(The above picture should not be confused with regular Sunday Worship Services here at the Church of Consenting Adults.)
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I have had sex with 48 women in my life, so far, (I started keeping track years ago) and 23 of them were married or were in a relationship with someone else. Three of them were long term fuck bunnies, a year or longer. I'm guessing those three were married to someone that loved hearing about their wives' adventures, and their husbands probably enjoyed "sloppy seconds" or sucking my cum out of their wife's pussy, just as I do now.

So, in summary, 23 out of 48 is almost half of the women I've been with were in a relationship. That makes about 50% of the men out there Cuckolds, whether they know it or not. I wear the title of Cuckold with honor (and a lot of excitement in my pants).

The joy of being a cuckold goes on WAY more than anybody thinks, I'm sure.

PS... When opening my "All favorites" videos, don't forget to click on the categories on the left and check out "music vids". Some of my favorites are "Summer on a Tropical Beach". "Blurred Lines" and both "Miley Cyrous" videos. I was a big MTV fan back in the day and these videos, from JamesBond2013, are HOT, HOT, HOT. I burned a DVD of them and enjoy watching them on my big 70" flat screen TV in my awesome new Mancave.

And don't forget to read My Posts. Especially "Church of Consenting Adults", just to see what we're all about. (I've added a couple photos of myself there.) Take a day and enjoy my whole page. I think it tells a lot about me and my interests. You can really see inside a person's mind when you discover their porn stash.

Here's an idea for everyone here... MAKE USE OF YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA here on XHamster. Every once in a while, go through your "friends" page and say "Hello" to a friend, just one or two and start chatting with your friends. Look through their content and find someone that has similar interests and say "Hello". That's all it takes to make a few real long lasting and like-minded friends.

"I'm having a party in my mouth... wanna cum?"

Thanks to all of you. It's always fun chatting with you. I'm truly blessed to have so many "perverted" friends... and I use that word with the utmost respect. Here's to all my free-thinking and sexually liberated friends.... "CHEERS".

**Disclaimer WARNING: All institutions, including local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies can SUCK MY DICK. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE
(There, now that should scare them away.)

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By the way, My parish often asks me, "What age do you like?" I tell them, "I like all ages... 18 and up to 115. We're the 'Church of Consenting Adults', with an emphasis on the word "Adults"... and as far as those over 115, well, we can't just let everybody in, now can we?"

Also, why is the "legal age of sexual consent" only SIXTEEN in Washington D.C., when it's EIGHTEEN almost everywhere else? Ask your Congressman.

Also, everyone of you should be living your life to it's fullest. Surprise your spouse or loved one with a trip to Colorado, or LA or a cruise to the Bahamas... anywhere, just make it a surprise!!! I'm losing my wife of 30 years to cancer and I wish we could do it all over again.

UPDATE: I've found a new gurlfriend. She just fell into my lap and I think my late wife saw me mourning and pulled some strings for me "up there". God rest her beautiful soul.