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I am:
Elwood Sterne-Kallikak, male, not sure
From:
Yerba Buena, California, United States
Seeking:
Nobody
Languages:
English
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Cheese Straightener
Income:
Low
Relationship:
Open
Kids:
Yes, we do not live together
Religion:
Confucian
Smoking:
Regularly
Drinking:
Several times a week
Star sign:
Scorpio
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Very long
Hair color:
Other
Eye color:
Blue
Height:
165 cm (5 ft 5 in)
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About me

An open letter to my friends:

I'm going to step away from this (again!) and try to re-focus my energy and manage my time better. For years now, I've been shooting off my mouth about my opposition to MAGA and the repellent creep currently occupying the White House. I can't continue to rationalize the hours I spent wanking away here for hours on end while the Trump and his brown-shirts are dismantling institutions that are protected by our Constitution; they are wagering that the complacency and laziness of our people will allow this to happen. They may be right about that...

There was a part of me that hoped Trump 2.0 might not be as dreadful as promised...and that was wishful thinking of the least defensible kind; I knew better. So, if I'm going to shoot off my mouth, I need to get up off my ass and act like a participant in the world. A grown-up, of sorts. Ironically, I came to this conclusion just as I'm about to turn 69! Coulda been such a fun year...

My thanks to all of you who took time to banter and share a laugh or reveal a bit of your experience.

This account will be deleted on Friday, February 7th. Please leave any comments or messages.

H.L. Mencken on Democracy:

"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner".

"For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong"

"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.."

"As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron".

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard".

Brace yourselves to get it good and hard, people.
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Tomgirls
Tomgirls 15 hours ago
I see you are hot for some twink cock lately...I want some too!
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Asisandnotwas 1 day ago
seven ..  or even more
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mar59co
mar59co 3 days ago
Sunday battle of Pavia
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mar59co
mar59co 3 days ago
Domenica ci sarà la rievocazione della battaglia di Pavia 
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 3 days ago
to Softcock33 : I think it's more like 1184: take two leeches and send me a tapestry in the morning. Say, you're not a heretic are you? Got a mind to turn you in to the Deep-Less State...
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Softcock33
Softcock33 3 days ago
It's not 2025, it's 1984. To be brief, what we witness today clouds the physical reality. See NASA Climate Evidence before MAGA castrates it.
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dagworth
dagworth 17 days ago
to redclay56 : Yes some of my friends experienced convent school educations and had some right horror stories. However nuns' outfits on non-nuns is something else.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 17 days ago
to dagworth : Thanks! I spent my early years under the guidance of the brides of Christ, and...brides of Frankenstein was more like it. Thankfully, my parents took a progressive approach and allowed me to start drinking at an early age. I turned out pretty good...
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dagworth
dagworth 17 days ago
Outstanding collection of favourites and you've even got nuns great!
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Onlooker2022
Onlooker2022 18 days ago
Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny - they have only shifted it to another shoulder.

—George Bernard Shaw, 1903
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silver2claw
silver2claw 19 days ago
to redclay56 : My pleasure 💋💋💋💋💋
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 19 days ago
to silver2claw : Thanks, nice of you to say so!
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silver2claw
silver2claw 20 days ago
Nice videos and gallery thank you for sharing them 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 21 days ago
to gentle_love : The Four Seasons were fine, but  I'll take Leonard Cohen's  death rattle every day.
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gentle_love
gentle_love 21 days ago
to redclay56 : Rod, you're thinking of 'C'mon Maryanne' from 1967 by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, (The Jersey Boys.) They are one of my favorite groups, they had a distinctive sound and lots of memorable hit songs.
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Onlooker2022
Onlooker2022 21 days ago
to redclay56 : LOL I was going to say Biden's famous blue raincoat was torn at the shoulder. But then he doesn't even seem to know it's raining.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 21 days ago
to Onlooker2022 : The building blocks for a catchy pop song there, if So Long Marianne wasn't already taken.
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Onlooker2022
Onlooker2022 21 days ago
Indeed, so long Marianne , and hello Oligarchy.
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Onlooker2022
Onlooker2022 21 days ago
Indeed, so long Marianne , and hello Oligarchy.
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gentle_love
gentle_love 25 days ago
Will Rodgers, Rod?  Hell, The Donald makes Dick Nixon look like Mister Rogers.
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 26 days ago
to gentle_love : Donald Trump makes Nixon look like Will Rogers...
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gentle_love
gentle_love 26 days ago
Having read your inauspicious status message about The Donald, Rod, I'd wager you even miss Big Dick Nixon in the Oval Orifice. You wouldn't be alone if you did, mate, as a lot of guys miss Big Dick in the Oval Orifice, if you catch my drift. 
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 29 days ago
to itsme2853 : California is a pretty big place; the SF Bay Area is a 6-8 hour drive from LA, depending on how fast you drive and whether you take one of the more scenic routes, so: up north we're not affected by the fires currently burning through Socal. Donald Trump would rather make a Tik-Tok demonstrating  his sure-fire method (the secret ingredient is  peroxide!) for removing tile grout stains than publicly admit that climate change is a thing that is actually happening. That, and his celebrated distaste for California and our squirrelly  liberal politicians (Ronald Reagan, Dick Nixon, Snoop Dogg) make it very difficult for him to budge from his obdurate stance that we deserve whatever we get in the way of natural disasters... 
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itsme2853 1 month ago
Are you guys ok down there Red? Every time I turn on the news it seems the fires are getting worse. Seems like California is living in hell from mother nature and getting zero help from the new dick in the white house.
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siegfriedm607 1 month ago
sweet...
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sera3210
sera3210 1 month ago
Great collections! Please add me! 🥰😍😘
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redclay56
redclay56 Host 1 month ago
to CAMDENCLIVE : Everyone but me, apparently.
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gentle_love
gentle_love 1 month ago
That's right, Rod, we're in the Final Days. Which means you gotta get straight and fly right before the Grim Reaper grabs you by the giggleberries.
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hyybby 1 month ago
be safe..... Love her..and her tits are not like AJ180's....there like Seinfeld girl in the dark ..then light...sorry on fires...
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siegfriedm607 1 month ago
sweet...
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