Jacking Off Too Much: Sore Cock Syndrome

Do you ever jack off a little too much?

I have a tendency to watch porn for long periods of time, often four or five hours at a stretch. And during all that time I’m usually idly playing with myself. When I find something that’s really hot, of course, I stroke my cock even more fervently until I shoot. And, yes, sometimes, when I’ve finally cum, after all of that fevered friction, my cock is sore for a couple of days. This occasionally makes the next stroke session uncomfortable, since, honestly, I have a tendency to watch porn and jack off almost every day.

Frankly, I think part of this problem is generational. I grew up in a time when the only way to watch porn was to go to a rough part of town, plunk your money (and ID) down at the box office, and walk into a seedy, often run-down movie theater. I have written in the past how I always found all of this mysterious, erotic and great fun. I saw some really hot classic porn films, but, more importantly, it taught me the joys of public masturbation.

But it also taught me how to pace myself. These porn theaters invariably showed a double feature. Of course, in those days you were usually horny because you had not seen any porn for maybe a month prior (not to mention you were 18 or 19 years old with hormones raging), so sometimes the first sex scene was enough to get you off. But you paid good money for this, damn it. You’d only been in the theatre for maybe 15 minutes. You wanted to make sure you saw both movies. In their entirety. And that you jacked off to both of them.

And, so, I figured out how to slow down, restraining my activities to where I could edge for the entire 3 1/2 hour porn experience. Since you almost always entered the theatre in the middle of a film already in progress, I would often watch both features all the way through, waiting for the moment I started seeing material I had already jacked off to. Then I would wait for a sex scene I had thought was particularly hot the first time through, and, even though I had seen it before, I would finally shoot my nut to that. (Assuming I haven’t been playing with somebody sitting in the seat next to me. And, you know, that happened. A lot.)

The problem is, I trained myself to watch porn in that manner, to stretch the experience for the entire length of whatever entertainment was offered. Today, when I sit down at a computer to whack off I still pace myself, not wanting to miss anything. The problem is, now it never ends. There is quite literally porn forever!

And that can cause you to have a very sore cock.


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