Dirty JOKES , Make u Lough HAHAHAHA

A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, what is shit?" and she says, "Perfume." So he goes to see his dad (who is carving a chicken), and his dad cuts himself and yells, "Fuck!" The boy asks, "Dad, what does fuck mean?" and dad says "preparing." Then he follows his dad upstairs. A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, "Where are the condoms?" The little boy asks, "What are condoms?" and his father says, "Condoms are coats and jackets." The following night his father invites over some important business clients. The boy opens the door for them and says, "Hello! Please come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is downstairs fucking the chicken.”
Published by WildNymph
10 years ago
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adrdriver
adrdriver 6 years ago
Awesome 
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litandel 7 years ago
love it
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anrianri 8 years ago
Nice
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talash
talash 9 years ago
good one
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mc_lovely
mc_lovely 9 years ago
Don't hesitate to paste more (good) jokes at this blog. After all the blog calls "Dirty JokeS...." (plural)
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mc_lovely
mc_lovely 9 years ago
haha, nice
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Queeny4 10 years ago
is good one I like
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jjss987654
jjss987654 10 years ago
nice, think, what u say to kids
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jjss987654
jjss987654 10 years ago
nice, think what u say to kids
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WildNymph
WildNymph Publisher 10 years ago
to dabest4388 : :smile: thanks
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dabest4388
dabest4388 10 years ago
good one!!!
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WildNymph
WildNymph Publisher 10 years ago
hahaha Soo FUnNy :grinning:
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josef74
josef74 10 years ago
lol
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