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When compiling this list, I could have quite easily switched positions with a couple of the entries. Marie and Danica could have easily swapped places, but the main point of this list was to file the most memorable wanks of my life. The ones that stayed with me after the several thousand I’ve had in my lifetime. There was, however, from the outset a clear number one. It was never going to be toppled and I think it’s very unlikely that it will in future. Jennifer Ellison was a soap star back in the early 2000… Đọc thêm

As you might be able to tell I'm quite a big fan of ritualising masturbation. But just because you make a big deal and set aside some time to gain some good quality wanking doesn't mean that it's going to be the best every single time you do it. Sometimes a quick one can be the best one. This is what happened with Danica Collins in 2015. Once again, the wife had gone out and left me at home with some spare time in my hands, so I decided to use it the best way I knew how, by masturbating. This particular session was slightly… Đọc thêm

Marie Claude is one of my all-time favourite women. It's surprise ready that she's the first woman of that type to make this list. I have to admit I'm a little bit obsessed with Marie. For me she has the complete package of everything I want in a woman very pretty amazing body and absolutely fantastic breasts. She also has a personality that is absolutely adorable she's extremely cute, independent, and hugely talented, she's one of the best cosplay artists out there even though she seems to have reduced her cosplay output rece… Đọc thêm

When I was younger the easiest way to get soft core pornography would be to watch late night television. Channel 4 and Channel 5 at late at night would usually show something erotic. Channel 4 would usually show EuroTrash which nine times out of 10 usually showed boobs and, as a horny adolescent boy you could usually rub one out of that. In 1997 Channel Five started, in order to try and get late night ratings they started showing soft-core pornography. You could watch very disappointing erotica, by modern standards, but to a… Đọc thêm

Gail Porter where to start? Back in the late 90s she was my number one crush girl, I absolutely adored Gail Porter. She was the cute Scottish girl next door and when she started doing the lads marks in the late 90s I just started wanking over her so many times. She had such a cute and playful demeanor; she was just irresistible to her virgin loser like me. The fact that she was doing lads marks just made it even more intense. It wasn't even the fact that she was doing the lads mags it was the shoots themselves,… Đọc thêm

Back in the late 90s the tabloids ruled the roost in terms of coverage and exposure. It seems hard to remember now but every now and again the tabloids will go into a frenzy and print pics some hot babe of the age. Emma Noble is an example that comes to mind. Melinda Messenger, however rose to prominence by appearing in a double-glazing advert in her native town of Swindon. It was from there that the tabloids went into a feeding frenzy and tried to cover her as best they could with a sexy shoot of after sexy s… Đọc thêm

Before she was known as Katie Price she was Jordan. A page three girl who wasn’t particularly above the rest in any real way. She did have a memorable name and that was possibly why you remembered her. Her curly hair was also pretty striking but that was it. Then she decided to have a boob job and she started to raise above the rest. Between ‘99 and ’01 she was probably my #1 and my folder on my computer contained a lot of her pictures. She was a stable of the lad’s mag circuit. Loaded, FHM, Front Maxim, they… Đọc thêm

Jumping forward a few years now and by this time I had settled with a long-term girlfriend. As you’ll be able to see from this list there does seem to be a period where no entries are made between 2002 and 2019, for eight years I went through what I call ‘functional wanking’. That’s when you masturbate like brushing your teeth or going to the toilet. It’s just something you do. By this time, I was in a relationship and wanking was just a matter of filling the gaps when I wasn’t having my needs met with sex. My then girlfriend went on a holiday with her friends and I was left alone at home fo… Đọc thêm

Denise was a big TV star back in the late 90s on the morning show ‘The Big Breakfast’. She had a natural ease on the camera that was a playful and cheeky demeanour. Her blonde hair and dark eyes were, and still are, a look I really like. She was expert at getting me up and going on a morning when I was a horny virgin teenager. One summer in 1999 I had a magazine with a feature on all the ‘hot TV babes’ and Denise was part of the feature. I had pumped my way through all of them and one night of insomnia I was up with nothing to… Đọc thêm

Starting with my very first wank we’re going back to when I was 15. You might think that 15 would be a late age to start wanking and you’d be right. Kathy was my first wank where I used my hand to make myself cum, before that I had to rub my cock against the bed until I came, for whatever reason I just couldn’t cum using my hands. A few months before this I spend ages one evening trying to wank myself off, but I just couldn’t bring myself to climax. My poor cock was so sore! Anyway, one evening with nothing to do I had a copy… Đọc thêm

Daisy sighed in an exasperated manner. “Okay, just make it quick.” Daisy agreed to let me wank in front of her as she had just gotten ready for the film premiere. She looked at me disapprovingly, mildly disgusted with me as I pump my cock in front of her. I had known Daisy for a while, and she was a real ice queen. She was aloof to everyone and had a reputation as a prude. After I had helped her with an audition to get a part, she said I could ask for anything in return, and, well, I went for it. She wasn’t happy but she fe… Đọc thêm