Top 10 Wanks - 7 Jordan - 2000

Before she was known as Katie Price she was Jordan. A page three girl who wasn’t particularly above the rest in any real way. She did have a memorable name and that was possibly why you remembered her. Her curly hair was also pretty striking but that was it. Then she decided to have a boob job and she started to raise above the rest. Between ‘99 and ’01 she was probably my #1 and my folder on my computer contained a lot of her pictures. She was a stable of the lad’s mag circuit. Loaded, FHM, Front Maxim, they all wanted a piece.

There was one day when I left college and, on my way home, I bought the latest edition of FHM with Jordan as the cover girl. I was 19-20 at the time and I had been wanking it pretty regularly. This particular wank however, when I came, I produced no ejaculation. Just and orgasm with no semen.

This was the first time I decided that maybe I should take a break.