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Age: Location: Last time you had sex with a female: Last time you had sex with a male: Favorite position and why? Do you think I'm hot? Would you have sex with me? Lights on or off? Would you have to be shitfaced? Would you take a shower with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? What's my best feature? Do you like oral sex? Do you like anal sex? Sex on the first date? Make love or fuck me like a whore? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Do you like fore play? Do this then put it on yours… Читать далее

While dating a German girl, I learned two pick-up lines guaranteed to either get you laid or have the Hell slapped out of you if used at Oktoberfest, or in Germany in general. 1) Ich liebe die Muschilecken. 2) Bist du so geil wie ich? What they mean: 1) I love to lick pussy. 2) Are you as horny as I am. Use carefully!… Читать далее

I have an old girlfriend who used to love getting erotic stories from me, and she loved to have me write them about her, and me, and her fantasies. This is one of them, and one of her favorites! You and I are living together at the beach house near San Luis Obispo. It’s a lazy Sunday morning, and you’ve gone jogging around the neighborhood with Brenda, who moved in a few months ago, a couple of doors down. Like you, she is brunette, with long, straight hair hanging to the middle of her back. Her features are slightly oriental, which she told you once was a legacy from her grandmo… Читать далее