German Pick-Up Lines

While dating a German girl, I learned two pick-up lines guaranteed to either get you laid or have the Hell slapped out of you if used at Oktoberfest, or in Germany in general.

1) Ich liebe die Muschilecken.

2) Bist du so geil wie ich?

What they mean:

1) I love to lick pussy.

2) Are you as horny as I am.

Use carefully!