Authur vs. God

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
It chatters constantly at high speeds.
Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
The intake is placed ! way too close to the exhaust.
And the maintenance costs are outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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nusarera
I agree with God
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pervycunt
And then god told Arthur, that his invention was a rip off, because years before Jesus rode into Jerusalem on his triumph
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alibodge
that has just gone to 60 of my real friends, so glad someone is still able to laugh in this troubled world thanks sharron
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PMSL!
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absamnmax
Touche. We all need something to laugh at lately. Thanks. Jim
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Unsure
I am going to tell that one all day tomorrow to friends......hilarious.
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