Growing Up

A seven year old and a four year old were just getting up one morning when the seven year old decides," I think we are big enough that we should start swearing. So when we go downstairs for I'll swear first and then you take a turn". "Okay", says the four year old.

When they get to the kitchen Mum says, " What would you like for breakfast? " I'll have some cocoa puffs Bitch " says the seven year old.
"WHACK"! He fly's out of his chair landing on the floor crying his eyes out.
Mum looks at the four year old and says sternly, "and just what will you have?"

"I don't know, but for sure I don't want no fucking cocoa puffs!"