The Costume Party

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.
Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone. Being a devoted husband, he protested, but
she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and
there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took
his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain
and, as it was still early enough, decided to go to the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a
little touch here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and, being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe
who had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished .... Naturally,
since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off
they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the
costume away, and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would
make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a
time he had. He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time when you're not there."
"Did you dance much?"
"You know, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
Browning, and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all
evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned
my costume to..."

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SancheZ069
SancheZ069 1 tahun lalu
great :smile:
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curiousdavid
curiousdavid 3 tahun lalu
Love it!
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th7vees
th7vees 3 tahun lalu
lmfao
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Bukkakeslutsforever 7 tahun lalu
Hahahaha
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sithlord6969 7 tahun lalu
That's fucking funny! [literally]
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Aloneinthedark27
Aloneinthedark27 7 tahun lalu
Nice story
Great food for thought
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Jelly1111 7 tahun lalu
That was good. Now I wonder did she confess ?
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brown14bill144 8 tahun lalu
LOL THANKS FOR THE POSTING
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SM-Mfucker
SM-Mfucker 8 tahun lalu
Hahahaha
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crawford90
crawford90 8 tahun lalu
That's nice she got played lol
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nipkor
nipkor 8 tahun lalu
I can just see that happening .
Zoe X
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markuswhiskytime
markuswhiskytime 8 tahun lalu
haha, my wife used to go to carnival every year before we had kids :wink:
after carnival you can hear those stories, they really happen!
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good4utrouble
good4utrouble Penerbit 8 tahun lalu
ke cumhereoften : always pleased to brighten up your day
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cumhereoften
cumhereoften 8 tahun lalu
6.25 am insomnia and disgruntled with what's on offer ....until I got here and read this,smiling now :smile:)))
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imornery81
imornery81 8 tahun lalu
Lol. Nice twist!!!! Love it!!
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edintx99
edintx99 8 tahun lalu
I do love these little stories. Or... are you recounting a naughty deed of your own? ^__^
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