I am blessed by orgasm, let 'sin' win.

I'm sorry, no really I am, to all the 'self control' videos I watched by well meaning religious people, but where's the peace in not masturbating?
Orgasm is a pleasure I refuse to let go, so what if it is a lack of self control?
It's through masturbating that I keep my peace, I'm too weak willed to stop, yes, I am blessed!
The religious people who encourage masturbation, are the ones who smelled the coffee, they tend to smile more and are at peace with themselves.
They're the ones, who more likely than not (not always) also accept millions of years of evolution, instead of myths.

I am taking a long break from church now, for personal reasons, while I read more about different myths and how far we have come because of science.
I shall keep sniffing the java, and keep cumming like a monkey thank you....
As my life has been a lonely one, I much prefer this guilty pleasure.