Relapsing to porn = peace!

People can talk all they like about the wrongs of porn, (like I have in the past) but after trying to help porn addicts, I came to realise something.
99.9% were relapsing, so over time I gave up, I'm here to tell you no fap is nonsense, it's like fighting a losing battle against our evolutionary desire to masturbate.
Listen, people are basically smelly apes (great apes) nature's greatest masturbators, so I smelled the coffee and gave up.

There's no peace in going against porn, you will only relapse harder and harder.
The odds are stacked against you, why fight against the tide, when you can orgasm instead?
Choose science and squirt like our ape relatives, people who try no fap are outnumbered, like people who deny evolution they're like rabbits in the headlights.

Small (especially if you have a micropenis) or average down below? Blast off to BBC, and others who are blessed by nature with genetically superior penises.
Many shemales are truly blessed with huge stinkers.

Lived a mostly sexless life like myself? Then masturbate to others having sex, because they don't give a **** about types like us.
(I did have a good sex life for 6 months, but that was it.)

And women, you best believe most of them are so grateful that they were born with vaginas instead of penises, because of their multiple orgasms.
If you aren't envious of the pleasure most women experience, then you should be, again, they don't care so you might as well cum to it.