Sorry Cous, I Relapsed like 99.9%

My cousin has joined the minority who have quit masturbating, but he knows I would rather blow my load, it's a guilty pleasure that I can't measure.
It's true I would grow more spiritually if I quit, but emptying my sack is an earthly blessing!
I doubt I will ever have the self control he has over his body, I would rather cum like other apes than hold it in, he's almost accepted evolution now, and said he would start cumming if he accepted science.
He should sniff the coffee, because he's British and everyone and their dog masturbates here, and have some peace and quiet.