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xHamster Legend
1856 days on xHamster
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2.5K subscribers
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I am:
Male, heteroflexible
From:
Connecticut, United States
Seeking:
Non-binary, heteroflexible
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and fetishes:
About me
NOTE: NO CONTENT = AUTOMATIC BLOCK. NO FRIEND. NO BACKSIES.
Vids that disappoint:
POV - Why? If you don't want to be seen, don't make porn. It's not cute. It's not erotic. It's nothing.
SHOW THE FACES- I want kissing, genital licking, rimming, all the things we need to see your face doing. Also, see POV.
CREAMPIES - NO!! Creampies are wonderful. Do it on your own time. I want to see faces plastered and mouths full.
MONEY SHOTS - Do we really need to watch a guy jerk himself for 10 mins trying to produce a decent cum shot? Ever hear of cut aways? Kill time with sucking, kissing, ANYTHING!! Even the other actor(s) in the scene start to looked bored.
HIGH HEELS - When have you ever had sex with someone who kept their heels on? Accident waiting to happen. Tearing furniture or sheets. You'll poke your eye out, k i d - that's what they really mean in A CHRISTMAS STORY. Now, watch the movie and try not to think about that.
UNDERWEAR - Are you really in that much of a hurry to take them off? Thumbs in waistband, push down, take a step, DONE. And, it's not a condom. There is no protection to be had. Show us the goods.
CLOTHES (in general) - Again, TAKE THEM OFF. We want to see naked bodies in all their glory. What is so sexy about leaving a tube top around your stonach? A bra around your tits? A garter belt? NOTHING!!!
Exception - thigh high stockings, but NO garter belt.
INTERCUTTING OF SEX SCENES - Fellini is dead and for good reason. Don't intercut two or three sex scenes at the same time. Show one all the way through, then go on to the next one. By the time the money shot happens, you don't care about it. You've been jerked around enough for the entire movie.
COMPILATIONS: No thank you. You see part of a scene that you want to see more. Nope, it's a compilation. Hopefully, someobe knows what you're talking about and can get you to the correct vid or movie.
REALLY SHORT VIDS - What's the point?
Of course, there are exceptions to every rule. Nothing is written in stone.
If someone is missing for 7 years, they can be declared legally dead. If a profile has been dead for 7 years, why not delete it - compleatly? Hell, 4 yeras is fine. Pretty sure they are not coming back. At the very least, open all files that are password protected. Nothing more annoying then clicking on a page and all the vids and photos are not accessable - after many years of inactivity.
Vids that disappoint:
POV - Why? If you don't want to be seen, don't make porn. It's not cute. It's not erotic. It's nothing.
SHOW THE FACES- I want kissing, genital licking, rimming, all the things we need to see your face doing. Also, see POV.
CREAMPIES - NO!! Creampies are wonderful. Do it on your own time. I want to see faces plastered and mouths full.
MONEY SHOTS - Do we really need to watch a guy jerk himself for 10 mins trying to produce a decent cum shot? Ever hear of cut aways? Kill time with sucking, kissing, ANYTHING!! Even the other actor(s) in the scene start to looked bored.
HIGH HEELS - When have you ever had sex with someone who kept their heels on? Accident waiting to happen. Tearing furniture or sheets. You'll poke your eye out, k i d - that's what they really mean in A CHRISTMAS STORY. Now, watch the movie and try not to think about that.
UNDERWEAR - Are you really in that much of a hurry to take them off? Thumbs in waistband, push down, take a step, DONE. And, it's not a condom. There is no protection to be had. Show us the goods.
CLOTHES (in general) - Again, TAKE THEM OFF. We want to see naked bodies in all their glory. What is so sexy about leaving a tube top around your stonach? A bra around your tits? A garter belt? NOTHING!!!
Exception - thigh high stockings, but NO garter belt.
INTERCUTTING OF SEX SCENES - Fellini is dead and for good reason. Don't intercut two or three sex scenes at the same time. Show one all the way through, then go on to the next one. By the time the money shot happens, you don't care about it. You've been jerked around enough for the entire movie.
COMPILATIONS: No thank you. You see part of a scene that you want to see more. Nope, it's a compilation. Hopefully, someobe knows what you're talking about and can get you to the correct vid or movie.
REALLY SHORT VIDS - What's the point?
Of course, there are exceptions to every rule. Nothing is written in stone.
If someone is missing for 7 years, they can be declared legally dead. If a profile has been dead for 7 years, why not delete it - compleatly? Hell, 4 yeras is fine. Pretty sure they are not coming back. At the very least, open all files that are password protected. Nothing more annoying then clicking on a page and all the vids and photos are not accessable - after many years of inactivity.
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rb1956 10 hours ago
Fabulous collection. Thanks for accepting Me
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OliveComfort7 10 hours ago
I want to suck your dick , lick sweet eggs and eat your thick sperm ....When you jerk off your dick , think about it , about this idea
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PORNOINES 1 day ago
Grüsse von "Pornoines"
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ski999 2 days ago
I like your style and your vids
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Makemine Host 2 days ago
to carlb1212 : That's what neighbors are for. Inviting peopke in. Lije your next party...maybe?
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carlb1212 2 days ago
Thank you for adding us.
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odetojoyce 7 days ago
Incognito, no avatar, no own content so no thank you.
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tgirldaughter 10 days ago
I have become your subscriber.
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NadineJansen 11 days ago
hola
silver2claw 12 days ago
Nice videos and gallery thank you for sharing them 💋💋💋💋💋
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smilinwillie2001 12 days ago
Thanks for the invite, I like the things you have to say, and your favorites. I can see you're a big old pervert like me, and why not!?! Let's have some fun, life is way too short!
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oeil58 13 days ago
thanks to add me
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justok2005 14 days ago
Thanks for the Add! Glad you like my favorites.
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pearl_1950 14 days ago
Heels. People should be naked when engaged in sex. All your issues are correct.
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pearl_1950 14 days ago
My goodness. I agree with all that you wrote. High heelx
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kalbee55 15 days ago
Welcome my friend
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becky0098 17 days ago
Thank you for accepting my friend request.
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Makemine Host 24 days ago
to Pieter1955 : All in due time.
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Pieter1955 24 days ago
to Makemine : Try it
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Makemine Host 24 days ago
to Pieter1955 : I'll have to look into that.
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Pieter1955 24 days ago
to Makemine : I have teleguard
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Makemine Host 24 days ago
to Pieter1955 : Yes please.
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Pieter1955 24 days ago
You like young?
Rosen58 25 days ago
Thanks for add me
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vali_venom 28 days ago
ur favs are so sexy!!
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edlkll 29 days ago
Thanks for the add
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davemetevier 1 month ago
Thank you for accepting me. I love you!
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Gactfl 1 month ago
Thanks for add
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Gactfl 1 month ago
Nice favs thanks for sharing
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JeverFun 1 month ago
Mom Son Taboo ist very hot
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