Knock knock go away!

it's not a blog and it's not a story. i spend a lot of time alone and just wanted to talk about living alone. being alone isn't the same thing as being lonely. if i lived with someone else i wouldn't be able to masturbate whenever i wish and i think this would make me quite grumpy. possibly very very grumpy. i've worked very hard to become a really great wanker, don't get in my way!