The Razzies for Porn
Proxy Paige:
She started off as a slender, athletic model before blossoming into a thick, curvy woman. She always specialized in rough, nasty sex but even I have to admit to finding the bulk of her filmography "Hard to Stomach". I've been around and seen some nasty shit in person and on the net and that's saying a whole lot about Proxy Paige. The large tattoo is a bit much to stomach as well.But, if you like massive gaping assholes stuffed with fists with a side of prolapse-be my guest.
Really Bad Fake Asses:
It started for me with Lela Star who got a pass because of the train wreck quality of her Kim Kardashian impression which continues to be hilarious even when she isn't actively doing it. The combination of these huge, ballooned out counterfeit butts coupled with stick thin legs is hard to take. Check out Mz. Butterfly, Bunz 4Ever, Nona Malone and the pinnacle of hilarity who hasn't crossed over into porn yet-Natasha Crown.
Facials in Porn that is supposed to be centered on BIG BUTTS:
Can we get a break from this shit?!! It's been a part of the Adult Industry for decades and the shit is tired, especially when it comes to porn that is supposedly geared towards BIG BUTTS!! Now most people that watch this and a lot of BBW PORN are tuning in to see some HUGE, PHAT ASSES get WAXED!! Besides, it just looks stupid sometimes when a guy has to abruptly get into position to blow his wad on a woman's face. This shit pisses me off when I think of all the times I watched some Vanessa Blake, Victoria Secrets, Ryan Smiles and Virgo Peridot movies that ended with shitty facials. The shit is frat-boy douche and demeaning to women.
I WANT TO SEE MORE BIG ASSES GETTING WAXED IN THE FUTURE!!!
Homogenized BBW Porn:
Generic quality and lack of creativity have served to make sites like Plumper's Pass, bland and stale beyond belief. Looks like the same people behind some of the later, lethargic quality Bang Bros. stuff have infected this site. This shit along with ATL BAD BOY and it's shitty camera angles haven't done the genre any favors. Making the big girls conform to standard, porn direction has left the outlets lacking...Perhaps, you guys need to watch some Japanese porn.
Simping on IG and other Adult Themed sites:
Keep getting dick pics sent to me even though I specified doing so would get you BLOCKED!! Some of you people need to realize that you're never going to sleep with these models unless you have a boatload of cash. Tired of reading shit like "I'd suck a fart out of yo' ass, baby" and other shit like that. Sound like idiots thirsting on an epic level. you're paying someone else's bills and validating / supplementing their lifestyle. I appreciate some of the better looking models, but that is as far as it goes.
She started off as a slender, athletic model before blossoming into a thick, curvy woman. She always specialized in rough, nasty sex but even I have to admit to finding the bulk of her filmography "Hard to Stomach". I've been around and seen some nasty shit in person and on the net and that's saying a whole lot about Proxy Paige. The large tattoo is a bit much to stomach as well.But, if you like massive gaping assholes stuffed with fists with a side of prolapse-be my guest.
Really Bad Fake Asses:
It started for me with Lela Star who got a pass because of the train wreck quality of her Kim Kardashian impression which continues to be hilarious even when she isn't actively doing it. The combination of these huge, ballooned out counterfeit butts coupled with stick thin legs is hard to take. Check out Mz. Butterfly, Bunz 4Ever, Nona Malone and the pinnacle of hilarity who hasn't crossed over into porn yet-Natasha Crown.
Facials in Porn that is supposed to be centered on BIG BUTTS:
Can we get a break from this shit?!! It's been a part of the Adult Industry for decades and the shit is tired, especially when it comes to porn that is supposedly geared towards BIG BUTTS!! Now most people that watch this and a lot of BBW PORN are tuning in to see some HUGE, PHAT ASSES get WAXED!! Besides, it just looks stupid sometimes when a guy has to abruptly get into position to blow his wad on a woman's face. This shit pisses me off when I think of all the times I watched some Vanessa Blake, Victoria Secrets, Ryan Smiles and Virgo Peridot movies that ended with shitty facials. The shit is frat-boy douche and demeaning to women.
I WANT TO SEE MORE BIG ASSES GETTING WAXED IN THE FUTURE!!!
Homogenized BBW Porn:
Generic quality and lack of creativity have served to make sites like Plumper's Pass, bland and stale beyond belief. Looks like the same people behind some of the later, lethargic quality Bang Bros. stuff have infected this site. This shit along with ATL BAD BOY and it's shitty camera angles haven't done the genre any favors. Making the big girls conform to standard, porn direction has left the outlets lacking...Perhaps, you guys need to watch some Japanese porn.
Simping on IG and other Adult Themed sites:
Keep getting dick pics sent to me even though I specified doing so would get you BLOCKED!! Some of you people need to realize that you're never going to sleep with these models unless you have a boatload of cash. Tired of reading shit like "I'd suck a fart out of yo' ass, baby" and other shit like that. Sound like idiots thirsting on an epic level. you're paying someone else's bills and validating / supplementing their lifestyle. I appreciate some of the better looking models, but that is as far as it goes.
7 年 前