A while back but a true story

Quite a few years ago I was driving back from London, so stopped in the Village in Manchester for a meal before finishing my journey
I dropped into one of the bars for a soft drink while deciding where to eat and hust as I settled into my seat I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned to find an old friend stood there. We had been friends for years but I hadn't seen much of her since her husband died, although we were in contact by phone. To say she was tiddly was an understatement, it looked like she was very merry indeed. After some casual chat, I persuaded her to leave her car overnight and I would drive her home after I had eaten, to which she seemed quite happy
While I was eating she imbibed a little more and some time after midnight I helper her totter towards my car, and as we walked she said that she had always wanted try and satisfy her a*****ion fantasy.
When we got my car, I stripped her to her underwear, gagged and tied her hands and feet and rolled her into the boot of the car.
I had just set off and got onto the main road when it happened, flashing blue lights behind me, so I obviously pulled to the kerb and waited
A policeman came to the drivers window and pointed out that one of my rear lights was flickering, which it was, and after checking it he said that I should just get it sorted
I sat in the police care while he gave me a document to produce at a police station when I had sorted the fault, but imagine my panic as his colleague went roind the car checking tyres etc.All that was running through my mind was him openning the boot and findind a trussed gagged woman
Finally they sent me on my way and I got her back to her place and drove into her garage. As I opened the boot all I could see was her smiling face. As I got her her out I said "I nearly had a ruddy heart attack there!" and she replied "I think I had at least three orgasms!"

WOMEN!!!!