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I'm 32 overweight, out of shape, and have a small pee pee. I'm on here because one of my friends said I should create a profile so anyone that wanted to could make fun of me about my tiny worthless dick. She already has a profile on here. I'll be uploading some pictures of me soon but if you can imagine just basically an over sized clit that's what my wee wee looks like. It's really useless for anything at all. It's really not even very good for pissing since I barely even clear my fly. Between my fat gut and tiny member I basically have to piss "kindergarten style" where I go in the stall and have to pull my pants and underwear down and lean forward to make sure I don't get any on me. Oh, and of course I'm a white boy too. I used to think my dick was just cuz I'm white. But I've seen some of the dicks my friend has taken and she's had some white guys who had dicks like my arm LOL. Also even though I'm straight I also know my place as a worthless sissy and have no problem serving real men when ordered to do so. So if you are gay or bi and have a real cock I can serve you too.
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Sircumsalot69 7 years ago
You do in fact have a tiny dick. I know of what I speak. I see a small dick everyday.
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imandada 8 years ago
you can check out my new sph videos on p0rnhub under the same name
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xxsmalone Host 8 years ago
to xxsmalone : I can't see your profile, but statistically you probably do. I'm in that unfortunate range where it's small but not quite micro penis so I can't even blame a medical condition, I'm just a wimp.
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bobsballs2003 8 years ago
Wow...I feel like I have a big dick compared to you! hahaha
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xxsmalone Host 10 years ago
to PigySlut : true
the pathetic thing is that her saying what she said made me instantly hard. I got almost all the way to 3 and a half inches

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PigySlut 10 years ago
to isaccs77 : LOL. I told the loser there were plenty of people on here that would be happy to make fun of his over sized clit. I never told him that they'd want to be friends with him though. LOL
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xxsmalone Host 10 years ago
to isaccs77 : I'm sorry. I just thought you might like having another sissy sub.
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isaccs77 10 years ago
lol with a dicklette like that one, why would we want you as a friend?
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xxsmalone Host 10 years ago
to PigySlut : Yep. Here I am. Ready for some much needed small dick humiliation.
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PigySlut 10 years ago
Hey! You finally made a profile so that we can all make fun of that little thing you call a dick! I'm so glad to see you here finally. Kisses
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