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My favorite sex things...
- new stuff
- forbidden stuff
- mature, milf-ey stuff
- young, sexy, innocent, flawless-body stuff
- cute little feet (and that doesn't necessarily mean small feet)
- gingers
- cars
- movie theaters
- spanking girls who have been naughty
- labia
- girls who can squirt
- cream pies.

My favorite porn things....
- Skin Diamond
- Elise Graves
- Belladonna
- Honey Wilder
- Lena Ramon
- Sharon Mitchell
- Angela Stone (a tiny, cute-footed, mid-western girl who squirts like a faucet -- what's not to like there?)
- bdsm (but not the extreme, Elite Pain kind of shit; fascinating stuff, but it's just too extreme to get me going)
- mom stuff mostly, but incest stuff generally
- public stuff, exhibitionism, willing or otherwise
- hookers
- sex tourism
- gagging
- girls who can squirt
- girls who can squirt while stuffed with cock
- girls who can squirt while anally stuffed with cock
- spanking
- that special, deer-in-the-headlights look sometimes seen on the face
of a girl in a porn shoot
- scenes where, after the girl takes a cum shot, she gets fucked again
while still wearing it
- porn set interviews after the shoot and while cum is dripping from the girl's face (or tits or pussy)
- behind-the-scenes stuff if there is kinky shit happening or the girl is interesting
- amateur stuff where the production values aren't annoyingly poor
- amateur women who enjoy being filmed masturbating, fucking, flashing.

I love all things naughty. I love the breaking of taboos. Surprise me with a comment or picture or vid that has the potential to make my jaw drop.

Sometimes, I check out the cam rooms. But usually, I look at what people post on their profiles. You can tell a lot about a person by what kind of porn they like, and by what they reveal about themselves on a porn website profile. I like it when people show me something I didn't expect, or tell me something filthy using the most articulate, precise language.

Freak me out. Make me laugh. Blow my mind. That's why I visit xHamster... to find great porn, and people who don't disappoint, who tell naughty stories, have taken naughty videos or pictures and love to share.

Shoot me a message. I'll talk about anything and to pretty much anybody.

Here are some samples of my favorite porn things...

Skin Diamond:
She is a legend..... After only a couple of years, the chick is a legendary moaner, cummer, squirter, and pain slut extraordinaire. And she is exquisitely beautiful - face, body, tits, ass, pussy, back, ass, and even her tiny feet and gorgeous little toes. She. Is. Perfect.[/i] She is a walking, talking, moaning, squirting, spankable work of art.




Elise Graves:
So tiny, so fucking cute; I love her fit little body and she just suffers so sweetly in her bdsm scenes. And if you've ever caught her in an interview before or after a shoot, the chick is fascinating.




Belladonna:
She is just so beautiful, so exotic. Yes, there may be prettier girls, and there may even be (a very few) better bodies; but there is something about Belladonna and the way she gets lost in fucking. Somewhere on planet earth, in front of a huge, granite porn museum, there should be a lovely fountain shooting geysers of sweet, girl-cum in tribute to this woman.




Honey Wilder:
Lovely, mature body, beautiful face and brunette hair; she's the quintessential MILF and embodies the joy of fucking.




Lena Ramon:
I love her mouth, her stunning eyes, her tiny, lovely body all the way down to her pretty, pigeon-toed, little feet. She is so much fun to watch in the little vignettes she is famous for -- classic porn tripe, like this clip below.




Sharon Mitchell:
I don't know. I just love the way she fucks. And she sucks cock like she believes the secret to world peace lies in a good blowjob. She made her first porn film in the late 70's and was a relatively big porn starlet in the 80's. This video clip is from early 2000's when she would have been close to 50, and just [/i]look[/i] at that body -- a sculpted, flawless work of art. Watch a former porn-star with a Ph.D demonstrate the joy of sucking cock...




Angela Stone:
Flawless, tiny little body, cute little feet, and she fucks like a gold medal winner. There is something crazy hot about the way this tiny, delicate girl grunts so deep and cums so hard. In the porn dictionary next to the phrase "cums like a fountain," there is a picture of Angela Stone. Oh my god, how I would love to drink her cum. Just gotta love those Minnesota girls.




Amateur, spanking, deer-in-headlights
Great amateur video and one of my favorite spanking vids because this is just a girl-next-door, the type that we pass on the street a hundred times each day. But this one is going to film her own self-spanking today. She has a hot little curvy body, and her little foot action in this vid is pretty good too. I include the deer-in-headlights notation because, even though you cannot see her face, you can tell about midway through her little exhibition that she has committed herself to more than she can really handle.




This is one of the best scenes ever...




I love this cute, yummy, little ginger, too...




And Brandon Iron absolutely fucks the brakes off this little chica, L'il Bit More, and she loves every second of it...




This video is one of my all-time favorites, too, and well worth being posted on my profile. This is a scene with professional performers, but a few minutes into this scene, you can tell she's in over her head. You just can't fake the deer-in-the-headlights expression on her gorgeous, innocent, young face.




And this...

This isn't porn by any stretch. It's art. And it's fantastic.

Sculpture from Jeju Loveland (제주러브랜드) (also known as Love Land), an outdoor sculpture park which opened in 2004 on Jeju Island in South Korea.

The park is focused on a theme of sex; it features sex education films, and 140 sculptures representing humans in various sexual positions. It also has other elements such as large phallus statues, stone labia, and hands-on exhibits such as a “masturbation-cycle.” The park’s website describes the location as “a place where love oriented art and eroticism meet” (source: Wikipedia).

Here are a couple additional photos of sculpture from the same park in South Korea:






Recently, I've discovered this video of an a cappella version of a certain pop star's recent song is one of my favorite things, too.