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About me
just a country boy
( strictly straight !, no gay men or trannies if it's your thing, that's ok, it's not mine )
( strictly straight !, no gay men or trannies if it's your thing, that's ok, it's not mine )
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ain't it the truth , baby !
1.The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2.The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
3.The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
4.The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"
5.There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the room.....
Greetings from Bavaria!
Please read the third paragraph in my About Me!
This is not personal, but I react to all new requests for friendship in the same way. I can not make an exeption without offending a lot of other users who had been in front of you asking in vain for beeing friended with me. I hope you understand and are not insulted.
If you want to visit my page regularly, please save my profile under Favorite Users.
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Have much fun with my former and new posts.
Greetings from Bavaria!
Yes you guessed it- he cancelled that order! I am so glad I did not do a private show for him out of guilt of his big order. Proof that I know people well- his user name is ih8u2 and he is a liar trying to get free private shows!
My sexy soldier rocks it all night long too!
So they talked for hours, until they came to the subject of sex. The humans told the aliens how humans have sex and the aliens were in shock! It was very similar to the way the aliens did it. The men in the group decided to have a little experiment with switching wives for a night.
When the human woman saw the alien man undress, she immediately laughed at his ''thing.'' The alien looked down and said, ''Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot.'' And he hit his head twice and ''it'' grew at least two feet. The woman said ''Wow! That's impressive, but I could snap that thing if I wanted to.'' So the alien pulled his ears twice and it expanded. The two had the greatest sex of their lives.
The next morning the human man came for his wife and asked, ''How was it?''
The wife replied, ''Great!''
The man said, ''Well, for some strange reason thealien woman kept jumping on me, pulling my ears and hitting me on the head, screaming, 'It's broken! It's broken!'
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Thanks for your HOT comments on my pussy!
Glassheartlady
Thanks for being such a great guy and sexy friend! I love when your in my cam room!
Leaving some hugs n kisses for you~
Glassheartlady
You come in one and you go in the other!
Shocked, he asks, "What are you doing?"
She responds, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop in."
"That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied.
"No, Mom, down underneath."
His mother blushed and said, "Oh, that's nothing."
The father returned, and the mother went off to get a soda. As soon as she left, the boy repeated his question.
The father took a good look and explained, "That's the elephant's penis."
"Dad, how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?"
The man took a deep breath and replied, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."