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Kama Sutra Guru
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Personal information
I am:
Maz, male, heterosexual
From:
San Francisco, California, United States
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
xHamsterLive:
Languages:
English
Education:
Grad school
Occupation:
Dilettante
Income:
Big
Relationship:
Single
Kids:
No, but maybe want some
Religion:
Atheist
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Star sign:
Aries
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Short
Eye color:
Green
Height:
170 cm (5 ft 7 in)
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About me

I'm always looking to meet like-minded adventurers in, around, or passing through the Bay Area — potential models, lovers, partners, or other kindred spirits (women and couples, primarily) — interested in joint explorations of the infinite universe of human sexuality.

Unfortunately, practically everyone I've [contacted|been contacted by] on xHamster has turned out to be either a fake or a flake: They ultimately tripped over inconsistencies in their story and disappeared, or they talked a good game but failed to follow through with a phone call or meeting.

I have no idea what the appeal is in crafting fantasy assignations one knows can never be honored -- but, frankly, I'm pretty sick and tired of it. Those of you too timid to live the life you desire: Do me a favor and hook up with one another; there are plenty of obviously bogus accounts out there from which to chose. As for the authentic minority out there, I'd love to hear from you, especially if you're interested in connecting offline for friendship with an option on 'more.'


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One year, Sunset Thomas, Annie Sprinkle, C.J. Laing, Richard Pacheco, Fetishdiva Midori, Suzi Suzuki, and Dennis Hof came to my Christmas party.

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Here's the description I usually use when a social networking site asks for one. Everything here is verifiably true; it just seems so much more impressive when given the proper spin:

Mazoola is or has been an award-winning educational writer; an internationally renown expert in the design of computer systems to manage very large-scale data and video networks; an exotic dancer; a graphic artist; owner and publisher of California’s oldest adult newspaper; a Fabian; the coauthor of a book on Pascal programming; house VJ for San Francisco’s premiere fetish events; a regular contributor to the original incarnation of Trouser Press; Vice-President of the University of Virginia Graduate School of Arts and Sciences; a founding member of the Mental Hygiene League; a porn star; a litigation support analyst for the DOJ’s investigation of the Teamsters; associate producer of a documentary about author Hubert Selby, Jr.; a teaching assistant in electronic music; an early Internet paper millionaire; a founder and past president of Top Records; a radio personality; an erotic and fetish photographer; a member of UVA’s Honor Committee; an occasional writer for Musician magazine; a regular performer on WFMY’s Old Rebel Show; a nationally recognized authority on the culture of strip clubs and strippers; an editorial proofreader for the Washington Monthly; an Echols Scholar; an improvisatory video artist; an original member of the Wamalu Puppeteers; a United Airlines 1K Member; ‘shadow-CTO’ for a large Canadian OSS vendor; a member of the Goodyear Blimp Club; one third of the infamous Jimson Trio; and, to the best of his knowledge, the only model to appear in the European erotic magazine Cupido in the work of three separate photographers. He’s a damn fine cook, and he owes a king’s ransom in back taxes.

He sold Jeffrey Zeldman his first computer.

Among his friends can be found the current or former heads of several fortune 500 companies; a number of actors and actresses from the Golden Age of American Porn; quite a few of the major players in the Internet economy; scads of un- or semi-employed writers, poets, musicians, playwrights, filmmakers, and performance artists; many of the leading lights of the contemporary sex-positive movement; and, of course, Mojo Nixon.

He has twice dropped out of graduate school and twice been married — once for 10 years, once for 10 months.

In his spare time, he edits video, hacks HTML, raises Old World chameleons, composes music, produces erotica, reads voraciously (150–200 books a year), and lives dangerously beyond his means.

[OK, so it's not entirely the truth, as it's been several years since I lived in a space suitable for chameleons.]

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For the heck of it, I took bdsmtest's kink evaluation test. Here are the results:

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Experimentalist
100% Exhibitionist
99% Switch
98% Voyeur
96% Non-monogamist
93% Degrader
93% Rope bunny
92% Ageplayer
90% Owner
90% Rigger
89% Degradee
85% Daddy/Mommy
84% Master/Mistress
83% Primal (Hunter)
83% Primal (Prey)
83% Girl/Boy
82% Dominant
80% Slave
79% Brat tamer
72% Submissive
72% Brat
67% Pet
51% Masochist
47% Sadist
8% Vanilla











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srw344 3 years ago
You are so right about fakes and or flakes
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mazoola Host 6 years ago
Thanks! I feel the same way about yours... :wink:
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genbo
genbo 6 years ago
Thanks mate
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mazoola Host 6 years ago
to _GloryDays_ : It *was* quite wonderful... I'd known C.J. since she crashed my Thanksgiving a year or two before -- but in the years after that Christmas party, we became BFFs. It kind of went off the rails when she started seeing someone who didn't approve of me, though, and it's been a couple years since we were in touch...
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_GloryDays_
_GloryDays_ 6 years ago
thanks for the invite. love c.j. that must of been some christmas party!
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mazoola Host 6 years ago
to k1m : Right back at you -- love your gallery!
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k1m
Hot profile.
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zantac 7 years ago
Thanks for your friendship!
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simoharris337
simoharris337 8 years ago
Hello thanks so much for accepting my invite it is appreciated I would love to get your opinion on my profile and content maybe you have some ideas about what you would like me to add many thanks
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maze141
maze141 8 years ago
Thanks for the invite!
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mazoola Host 8 years ago
to maze141 : Somehow I only discovered it this past week. It's truly sublime... :wink:
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maze141
maze141 8 years ago
Thank you for faving my video =)
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onlynudesplease
onlynudesplease 8 years ago
No Problem. Thanks for the invite :smile:
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mazoola Host 8 years ago
to captJack33 : No, thank *you*, Mister-Here-Are-Sixty-One-Pages-Of-Videos-Worth-Checking-Out. Where *did* the day go? :wink:
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captJack33
captJack33 8 years ago
GREAT page thanks for the add
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leslie14
leslie14 8 years ago
Hi honey thanks for the invite
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leslie14
leslie14 8 years ago
Hii
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uncleken 8 years ago
What a superb collection. And the personal involvement simply adds to the pleasure. Thanks for sharing.
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CaptainTongue 8 years ago
Thank you!
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mazoola Host 8 years ago
to rickone : Thanks! I quickly realized I could never qualify as an xHamster heavy hitter, in terms of sheer throw-weight; instead, I try to make sure what I share or recommend is meaningful to me personally. I figure it's my no doubt futile stand against the flood of insincerity and deception that are too often the norm here...
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rickone
rickone 8 years ago
Great collection! Thanks!
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AliceinBondageLand
AliceinBondageLand 8 years ago
Thanks for sharing some fun :smile:
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mazoola Host 8 years ago
That's funny -- I thought the same about yours. Now busy wondering how long I should wait before asking for your gallery passwords so you'll still think -- er, know -- I'm cool. :wink:
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old_codger
old_codger 9 years ago
Maz
I think the Jim Steinman bit is probably due to the regulation issue "serial killer" style aviator's the guy's wearing rather than anything else!
You've obviously had a quite interesting time and met a lot of the greats of the golden era. Respect!
And as for Juliana Hatfield, I bloody loved her on the first Lemonheads album. Think I have one of her solo albums knocking around somewhere from the early 90s...Must dig it out for a re-visit one day.
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pervertdude
pervertdude 9 years ago
Adding fellow voyeurs at this time only
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cumpstonst 9 years ago
Good rant, Maz. I'm stunned by the amount of fake "people" at xhamster. Truly, I think less than 25% of female accounts are real, or at least are profoundly skewed from the perp's 'real' life. Further, there are now tons of trolls trying to bring folks into sick shit like underage bullshit, most of which I figure are sting operators working for one or another 'agency' of public service. Jesus man, why can't people just be fucking honest? Is everything a game? A lie? A scam? A sting? Apparently so. Let's not start on toilets like Craigslist or AFF.
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mazoola Host 9 years ago
Thanks!
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hamsterdamm 10 years ago
Comment appreciated. Thanks.
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ftm4you 10 years ago
Just stopping by to let you know that I am at least one person who is exactly who he claims to be, albeit more openly slutty in virtual life than in public life :wink:
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thatporncompany
thatporncompany 10 years ago
Thanks for the invitation. I enjoyed reading your "About me." I just assume we're all fakes (except me, I think...) and leave it at that.
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