About

Lover of hunks, beefcakes, and men in general.

Man-Lover Commandments

- muscular bods and dad bods are equally sexy
- hotness knows no size, shape, or color
- young adults do not lose their sexiness with time
- external hotness is gold, but internal hotness is titanium

O Beefer,
While thine flesh remains supple
And thine hair flows with vigor and virility
Thou must cherish this vessel
Let its muscles liberate choreography
Let its limbs scale and conquer
Let its senses indulge in newborn experiences
Lest it be returned to the earth
Void of ode nor story
To be sung to its Creator