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Last seen 6 years ago
Kama Sutra Guru
3953 days on xHamster
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458 subscribers
808 comments left
Personal information
I am:
Lifesfailure, known as Mike, male, bisexual
From:
Norfolk, United Kingdom
Seeking:
Male
Languages:
English
Education:
Grad school
Occupation:
I wish
Income:
Low
Kids:
Yes, we do not live together
Religion:
Other
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Large
Hair length:
Medium
Hair color:
Black
Eye color:
Brown
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About me

As my time on here creeps up to 525 days, I thought that perhaps I would have yet another attempt at writing yet another profile!

Well you have to try, don't you?

Now why am I here, besides making myself go blind by looking at all the hot material? I suppose besides the chat with some, it's for good times and possible some play times with people on the site. I'm not looking for anything more, certainly not a long term relationship (I am stuck in one of those already!) I do enjoy watching porn and in particular I really enjoy watching people’s own content – both their videos and their pictures and often revisit my friends’ sites to enjoy their content.

So no content and no profile, then no friendship - if I can enjoy myself providing content, so can you! If anyone wants help, ask I enjoy watching and will happily take pictures – with your camera if you like so your pictures are secure.
Well if that's put you off a friendship, hard luck :)

I enjoy looking at 2 things – women – I can gaze at the naked and erotic female form for hours without getting bored (I can include TV and CD in this as they are just so erotic as well . . .) and to my surprise I have developed an intense like and desire for nice cocks – they say size matters and I would agree, I like small and medium sized ones – the really big ones haven’t really grabbed me nor me them!

So what do I desire? (not in any preference!)

To be dominated . . . could be male or female – not sure how I would respond so the dom would need to be very understanding.
CFNM or possibly CMNM – would love either to take control and have their way with me
Cuckolding . . .
Wanking – only once had a session when I were a lad and would love to do it again, love to do it with 2 cocks rubbed together by one hand.
Kink – try me! Enjoy CBT and some pain
Try me for other things – but not interested in talking about / seeing / doing things with under age or anything illegal, or other similar dodgy things.

Wow, that is turning into a real bucket list – shows what a sad life I live!

I suppose we all need to have dreams . . . who can help me with mine?

Skype. . . no Skype

I would only be able to do any C2C at very restrictive times – so don’t ask.

I can't accommodate due to home circumstances, and although I adore the younger bodies I suspect it would need a more mature person to really turn me on - though who knows and cares! If things change, I will alter this paragraph.


oh and a big thank-you for those who invite me to be a friend - it is appreciated that some of you like what I post - will have to try for more variety it seems! If you don't have any of your own stuff on your profile I might not accept as I find people's own stuff a real turn on - and that is why I send out invitations so I can re-visit - guess my friends are favourites by default! Lol
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Adorethyqueen
Adorethyqueen 1 year ago
Hello, are you interested in exploring this lifestyle with me has your mistress ?
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pissou08
pissou08 1 year ago
super mignon, ton petit sexe !

j'adorerais jouer avec, le masturber, le sucer, le faire jouir
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ericatranslady 3 years ago
add me plz
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Sexmad69x 6 years ago
You sound like my kind of guy.  I can accommodate, and open to suggestions!
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lifesfai
lifesfai Host 6 years ago
to Lovetights3 : Catch me when I'm online
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Lovetights3
Lovetights3 6 years ago
Thank you for your invite .im not far away let's chat
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yittytwo
nice honest profile, thanks have added you
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robbimale70
Love your profile it’s fantastic keep up the good work. 
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lifesfai
lifesfai Host 6 years ago
to zetaconvex : That I would like
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zetaconvex
zetaconvex 6 years ago
Thanks for the vid comment. I'd make your eyes roll into the back of your head :smile:
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Rosyinheels
Rosyinheels 6 years ago
Thanks for accepting invite and hello from Glasgow x
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lifesfai
lifesfai Host 7 years ago
to CDJennie : Just a few miles away . . .
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CDJennie
CDJennie 7 years ago
Hi Mike, thanks for inviting me... wow, same county too.....oooh!
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bugsanta
bugsanta 7 years ago
Hot little cock
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useless-cock
useless-cock 7 years ago
Nice little cock
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Windhund14 7 years ago
WoW,,,
nice page,,,
very nice cock,,, kisses,, :wink:
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micplumb 7 years ago
Just wondering if I am to mature for you
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humpabump
humpabump 7 years ago
Thanking you :smile:
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mel_wilson
mel_wilson 7 years ago
Submissive like myself, having said that, I would love to suck you off.
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CuriousJack12 7 years ago
Always fun to be naked
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CuriousJack12 7 years ago
Sure you'd enjoy being used
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bisexdee 7 years ago
Thanks
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skins4skin
skins4skin 7 years ago
Thanks for the invite :smile:
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sspunker
sspunker 7 years ago
Thanks for the add.
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heellover55 7 years ago
Thanks for the invite xxx
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AmberWilson14 7 years ago
I don't think it's a 'sad life' at all my darling. I believe our indulgences here are perfectly natural! :smile: I very much enjoyed reading through your profile and for that I gladly accept.
Kindest Regards
Amber
xxx
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Sissy_maria 7 years ago
Thanks for the invite :smile:
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OlderbiM
OlderbiM 7 years ago
Thanks for the friendship, loving your small cock :smile:
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weeboaby4u
Thank you for the acceptance
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CuriousJack12 7 years ago
Cute panties I am sure
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