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4285 days on xHamster
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About me
Basically your average handsome, erudite, stylish, witty, debonair, modest sex machine...
I guess this site only changed the rules recently, i.e. since my one video upload. Shame, as I've plenty of content of wife being a naughty slut but no way am I gonna provide a porn site with my personal info and ID just so I can post any more pics or videos, so... nah, sorry.
XHamster - stop fucking spamming us with your bullshit XHamsterlive site. If I leave a porn clip for a while and return to it later, I can’t backspace any more; it goes straight to some fucking webcam and gets stuck there. If I wanted to watch some dead-eyed idiot unenthusiastically jiggling her tits for idiots to pay her I’d actively click on it!
I guess this site only changed the rules recently, i.e. since my one video upload. Shame, as I've plenty of content of wife being a naughty slut but no way am I gonna provide a porn site with my personal info and ID just so I can post any more pics or videos, so... nah, sorry.
XHamster - stop fucking spamming us with your bullshit XHamsterlive site. If I leave a porn clip for a while and return to it later, I can’t backspace any more; it goes straight to some fucking webcam and gets stuck there. If I wanted to watch some dead-eyed idiot unenthusiastically jiggling her tits for idiots to pay her I’d actively click on it!
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Car_man45 1 month ago
I couldn’t agree with you more. Well said.


jonnyperv5000 Host 3 months ago
to belfasttop : No probs. I've had plenty of naughty fun in Belfast before lol
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belfasttop 3 months ago
Thanks for the add
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Flappie256 3 months ago
Thanks for the ad-and yes-I too have a crapload of content that I won't put on due to the same reasons as you !
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Marquisdesadereturns 12 months ago
Thankyou for your friendship
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norfolkjim61 1 year ago
Agree with your profile comments. This site is killing itself. Nothing like the fun it used to be.
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jonnyperv5000 Host 1 year ago
Actually I have content - one video which is clear to see, of my wife masturbating. As I wrote on my profile, I'd have uploaded a ton more except in the interim this site adopted a policy of requiring that users supply their identification and real details before adding any more content. Fuck that - I'm not giving a US porn site my passport! But to say I have no content is untrue.
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jonnyperv5000 Host 1 year ago
to LittleShirley : Most welcome x
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LittleShirley 1 year ago
Thank you for the invite
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jonnyperv5000 Host 1 year ago
to BAMBICD1 : I will xx
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BAMBICD1 1 year ago
thanx baby.. enjoy me
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Bipissmate 1 year ago
Thanks for your friend request. Very happy to accept. I’ve a feeling we might have one or two interests in common.
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Bipissmate 1 year ago
to jonnyperv5000 : I blame German porn cinemas for making me the bisexual, piss-loving perv I am today.
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tonybigs46 1 year ago
Thanks for add
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CovertShape 1 year ago
🥒💋👅👄🖤
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jonnyperv5000 Host 1 year ago
God those were the days. I was in that place at least a couple of times a week for years. Took over a dozen girls there too, as well as having naughty fun with some cocks... Genuinely sad day when every London fleapit porn cinema got shut down
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diyvidz 1 year ago
interesting profile!
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jfpassingfun 1 year ago
Thanks for the invite. Hope you enjoy my videos
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nottsbigboy 1 year ago
Id love too lick that ginger pussy on your video
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jonnyperv5000 Host 1 year ago
to knobrob100 : lol guilty!
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knobrob100 1 year ago
Thanks for invite....you naughty perv
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swindondogger 1 year ago
Thanks for the invite
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jonnyperv5000 Host 1 year ago
to Bigtitted : Lucky indeed are the dirty fuckers who get to see you at your best ;o)
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Bigtitted 1 year ago
to jonnyperv5000 : Well, I don’t know about world class, but I always try my best
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jonnyperv5000 Host 1 year ago
Thank you for being amazing x
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greenman69 1 year ago
Thanks for invite
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illdoitforyouinhull 2 years ago
Thanks For The Invite 

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Perlican 2 years ago
Had your invite. See IM
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omega67 2 years ago
Thanks for the invite 🤝
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jonnyperv5000 Host 2 years ago
to noadapter : me too
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