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Porn Lover
4808 days on xHamster
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Personal information
I am:
Hellishly, male, bisexual
From:
United Kingdom
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Languages:
English
Education:
College
Occupation:
Professional Idiot
Income:
Multimillionaire
Kids:
No, and do not want any
Religion:
Other
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Occasionally
Star sign:
Aquarius
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Stocky
Hair length:
Receding
Hair color:
Other
Eye color:
Brown
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About me

Just in case you hadn't guessed the picture in my avatar isn't actually me (I'm not that good looking) ;-)

And if you really believe I'm a multimillionaire I've got a great deal for you involving the Liver Building ;-)

What? You expected a professional idiot to be serious?

Ok here's a bit of serious info type stuff.

I like sex.

That's it, simple really.

I like reading about it, watching it,talking about it.

Oh I like doing it too ;)

Especially oral.

Want to know more?

Don't be so nosey.

I suppose you could send me a message if you really must know about my deviant past.

WARNING: all individuals and/or institutions, including local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects and/or investigations. - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, or stories in any form or forum both current and future. If you have, or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and you will be subject to being eaten by rabid badgers from the feet up while angry midgets pull your hair out using pliers.

What? It's about as likely as me suing anybody. You still don't have permission to rip off my stuff though. So don't be a twat.
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Isabelle-X
Isabelle-X 3 years ago
Thanks for adding me. kisses, Isabelle
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Hellishly
Hellishly Host 5 years ago
to Hyde66 : I'm so tempted to change my avatar to SpongeBob :wink:
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Hyde66 5 years ago
like to watch your avatar screw my wife
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villacon31 5 years ago
HUMMM ...
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