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Personal information
I am:
Mr, 39 years old, male, heterosexual
From:
Chico, California, United States
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Languages:
English
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation:
Owner||Operator
Relationship:
Single
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never
Star sign:
Aries
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Athletic
Hair length:
Short
Hair color:
Blonde
Eye color:
Green
Height:
188 cm (6 ft 2 in)
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About me

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a spatula and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy & I am the subject of numerous documentaries. Once, I spoke with Elvis. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I bat 400.
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bundybear54 1 year ago
Handsome as all FUCK, Wayne & Sandra 🔥
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Batewhore87
very sexy
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holycandy
holycandy 1 year ago
Hiiii flub im wet now
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akis_blossom
akis_blossom 2 years ago
very hot :heart:
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wanna talk dirty in DMs?
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