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I am:
Mr, 39 years old, male, heterosexual
From:
Chico, California, United States
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
About me
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a spatula and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy & I am the subject of numerous documentaries. Once, I spoke with Elvis. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I bat 400.
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bundybear54 1 year ago
Handsome as all FUCK, Wayne & Sandra 🔥

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very sexy


holycandy 1 year ago
Hiiii flub im wet now


akis_blossom 2 years ago
very hot 


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