About

Well if you are here, you might as well read all this.



Hola chicas,
I am here only to taunt you, provoke you and make fun of you.
Normal life is boring, porn surfing is boring and and chatting as a nice guy is boring as hell. So I am here to cause mayhem, disrupt your routine and make you laugh or angry or both, and may be get blocked in the end. Which is happening to me a lot lately. So I will be doing all that, driving you all mad, until the pool dries up here, by that I mean, being on the block list of every woman here. And then I will change ma ID and be back with a fresh round of taunts. No getting rid of me for good. When life is temporary, why should ID be permanent.

Thou sexy little wench, who by shakin thy booty and gigglin thine tits, knocked me down, with a golden fist.

My Apology for those who feel offended.

Apology to real women: My taunts and provocations are meant to be playful and non-insulting. If you feel offended, I humbly apologize, I will lie down on the floor and ask for your forgiveness, and you can, well ride my face like no tomorrow, better if you go pantiless. la la la la la



For Fakes : Well, you deserve it, you little s.h.i.t.e.s.

But I love everyone, even the fakes and the gays, I love you too, you little shaites.

Why the fuck are guys sending me a friend's request, have you not read ma profile. Out of mind and out of sight, they are just shooting darts in the dark. Well, read the profile before you invite, you little shaites.
If you put a picture of a girl on the wall, horny men will run straight into it, into the wall. he he.

About ma Friend's List
I have never sent any invite to a man, but accepted every request.
Look at those demented men in ma friend's list, they didn't bother to read ma page before sending invites, they think I am a chick, sending me all kinds of weird messages. Fucking hilarious.


And if you are a woman, still sitting in ma friend's list, my cock salutes to your resolve, a good hard salute. You are practically a saint. La la la la ;)


Xhamster is a monkey dance, men faking as women, chatting other women, who themselves are men, shit circus goes on forever. Dicks chasing dicks thinking they are chicks.








What did they feed him for dinner, JET FUEL !











So long fellas, now you can block me, cuz I command you to, if you do, then you will become ma humble servants. I plan to build an army, so get enlisted