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I am:
Frosted Animal Cracker, male, heteroflexible
From:
Colorado, United States
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About me
Gooner addict!
I'm here for the porn! I caught my dad loading pictures on dial up when I was seven; a young girl who was spread open and smiling.
Graduated to watching out-of-focus Playboy channel on cable when I was thirteen; and when the audio kicked in for a couple seconds I'd get rock hard with no idea what to do with it.
In high school I began downloading twenty second AEBN lesbian porn clips which I still search for and collect to this day.I went so far as to record Girls Gone Wild infomercials on VHS so I could replay them. But my VHS game really stepped up when I began watching BET Uncut: "Disco Inferno" by 50 Cent and "Holidae In" by Chingy. Knowing little limits I even indulged in Bunny Ranch and Real Sex on HBO when I stayed with my grandparents.
Eventually I graduated to QMOV and BangBus trailer clips and god do I still drool over Ashley Blue and Audrey Hollander. I began experimenting with my ass and hot wax, masturbating in different varieties knowing I was feeing a kinky animal inside me.And seeing cock, not so bad. Probably the beginning of the end.
In college I would began using Chatroullette and Omegele to hunt. I knew it was unrealistic to find a female slut so I know I was really there for the depraved and dirty men on the cusp of cumming and snapping back to their senses. I really started to enjoy porn in all its forms and glory. Insensed sluts like Ava Devine, Heather Harmon, and Bobbi Starr began to dominate my fantasies.
As I began a career I began to read Craigslist Casual Encounter ads, finding the words people chose to try and attract someone else to fill their taboos got me off. Boname sticks out in my mind. I am turned on by depravity in all forms. Something in the way amateurs give in to their kinkiest and deepest desires just sets me off.
Bought a house and I began to use Tumblr to keep and maintain my favorites in depravity, almost as if in shameful secret. It opened my eyes to celebrity pornstars who were still amateurs. Amassing a following in secret and industriously monetizing before OnlyFans. I have a lot of respect for that, maybe because I believe much of the time the career choice was insisted upon a passion. Much clout to Nancy Miami and Wisconsin Wendy.
My family grew and I realized there is no shame in this, just have healthy boundaries. I shared these experiences with my wife/best friend and began to better describe my attractions. She is nothing but supportive; maybe too supportive. We have an incredible sex life that I wouldn't change or jeopardize for the world. She's sexy and kinky and very much look forward to indulging each other, the rest of our lives.
So why am I here?! Porn, of course!
I am organized and go through phases like anyone else, so I am a bit of an archivest. And with the amount of attention, time, and knowledge I have into this, why not share it?!
Sharing is caring, so I am up to chat but with boundaries, of course.
I go through phases of gay or straight, dominate or sensual, amateur and professional. Categories are organized as such with an emphasis on pornstars that held reocurring fantasies and even videos I remember from my youth.
My default videos are my absolute favorites.
Many of my friends here are other collectors or depraved individuals in the area. I rarely turn down a request.
Please, enjoy!
I'm here for the porn! I caught my dad loading pictures on dial up when I was seven; a young girl who was spread open and smiling.
Graduated to watching out-of-focus Playboy channel on cable when I was thirteen; and when the audio kicked in for a couple seconds I'd get rock hard with no idea what to do with it.
In high school I began downloading twenty second AEBN lesbian porn clips which I still search for and collect to this day.I went so far as to record Girls Gone Wild infomercials on VHS so I could replay them. But my VHS game really stepped up when I began watching BET Uncut: "Disco Inferno" by 50 Cent and "Holidae In" by Chingy. Knowing little limits I even indulged in Bunny Ranch and Real Sex on HBO when I stayed with my grandparents.
Eventually I graduated to QMOV and BangBus trailer clips and god do I still drool over Ashley Blue and Audrey Hollander. I began experimenting with my ass and hot wax, masturbating in different varieties knowing I was feeing a kinky animal inside me.And seeing cock, not so bad. Probably the beginning of the end.
In college I would began using Chatroullette and Omegele to hunt. I knew it was unrealistic to find a female slut so I know I was really there for the depraved and dirty men on the cusp of cumming and snapping back to their senses. I really started to enjoy porn in all its forms and glory. Insensed sluts like Ava Devine, Heather Harmon, and Bobbi Starr began to dominate my fantasies.
As I began a career I began to read Craigslist Casual Encounter ads, finding the words people chose to try and attract someone else to fill their taboos got me off. Boname sticks out in my mind. I am turned on by depravity in all forms. Something in the way amateurs give in to their kinkiest and deepest desires just sets me off.
Bought a house and I began to use Tumblr to keep and maintain my favorites in depravity, almost as if in shameful secret. It opened my eyes to celebrity pornstars who were still amateurs. Amassing a following in secret and industriously monetizing before OnlyFans. I have a lot of respect for that, maybe because I believe much of the time the career choice was insisted upon a passion. Much clout to Nancy Miami and Wisconsin Wendy.
My family grew and I realized there is no shame in this, just have healthy boundaries. I shared these experiences with my wife/best friend and began to better describe my attractions. She is nothing but supportive; maybe too supportive. We have an incredible sex life that I wouldn't change or jeopardize for the world. She's sexy and kinky and very much look forward to indulging each other, the rest of our lives.
So why am I here?! Porn, of course!
I am organized and go through phases like anyone else, so I am a bit of an archivest. And with the amount of attention, time, and knowledge I have into this, why not share it?!
Sharing is caring, so I am up to chat but with boundaries, of course.
I go through phases of gay or straight, dominate or sensual, amateur and professional. Categories are organized as such with an emphasis on pornstars that held reocurring fantasies and even videos I remember from my youth.
My default videos are my absolute favorites.
Many of my friends here are other collectors or depraved individuals in the area. I rarely turn down a request.
Please, enjoy!
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Sissieste 2 months ago
to rubbermannequin : Probably lmao.
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rubbermannequin 8 months ago
So your profile orientation lists you as straight (regardless of what is in your profile page), none of your interests align with mine, why exactly would you send me a friend request? Do you just spam anyone you find who is from Colorado?
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KittyCat54
Thanks for the add, love your handle 🤣
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love_cucks_sissys 1 year ago
Thanks for the invite! hot favorites!!
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groquick06 1 year ago
Thanks for your invitation
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Julian069 1 year ago
Do you like my videos? Gefallen dir meine Videos? Kisses
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BlondieVic
Thank you 💋
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Kinky_anal_lover 1 year ago
Hola👋
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LediLeda 1 year ago
Thank you. My kisses... )))
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Pumilla 1 year ago
Thank you very much for send me request. I hope you enjoy my photos and videos!!!
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Pumilla 1 year ago
Hello, I can't send you a friend request because I have reached the maximum but I would be happy to accept it if you send it to me. Greetings and sorry for the inconvenience.
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dadobsx 1 year ago
Grazie per avermi aggiunto nei tuoi amici!!!
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Fishflake69
Thanks for adding me
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Munichgold 1 year ago
🩷🩷welcume baby 💋 🦋 LadyD
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jodaily 1 year ago
Hey you mega wanker, nice profile. Have been checking out porn since the early 70"s. Playboy then Penthouse. Hustlr was eye opening and dick stiffening. Now there is so much porn out there you can't shake a dick at it all. I used to think Taija Rae was super hot so long ago along with Ashlyn Gere. 80's stuff. Now Kristen Scott really gets me hard. Finally found some of the Peter North gay vids. He was such a cum shooting stud years ago. I'd never even considered that he might be gay. He loves getting boned but I have yet to find him giving a blowjob. It would be so apropos to see him sucking and getting a facial.
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UpAsFuck
Watching anything good?
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forblackmen
Thank you for add! Nice profile!
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CoffeePassion 2 years ago
I love your profile, it makes me horny wanting to fuck me.😈
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Fredsinclair69 2 years ago
hi. add me pls
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carlb1212 2 years ago
Thank you very much for adding us.
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farangluver 2 years ago
nice collection
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NonFungibleHamster 2 years ago
Nice legendary, congrats!
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UpAsFuck
to frostedanimalcracker : Righ5 on
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frostedanimalcracker Host 2 years ago
to UpAsFuck : xHamster had an NFT mint this morning for membership rewards, Its a crypto thing so I think they didn't want to detract from their product consider the lineage of scamminess in the industry. IYKYK
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UpAsFuck
Wbats that mean
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genevievethegaping 2 years ago
Nice legendary NFT 😊
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andreabsx54 2 years ago
thanks , nice video
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stingme69 2 years ago
thank you
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thelad1916 2 years ago
Ty for accepting
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sluttyfeet 2 years ago
💋💋💋
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