About

Hi there…

Just like you I am here to watch porn in all its aspects. But even more to get inspired. Just a few simple rules if you're even thinking about inviting me for friends:

1.If you're a new member (less than 30 days active), don't bother to send invites
2.No avatar, no interest... And please, keep it a bit more delicate than just wanking off a boner. A bit more creative and artistic please. Intrigue me if you want to catch my interest…
3. If you already have hundreds of friends, you don't need me...
4.Empty/shallow profiles are likely to be denied...
5.Don’t bother me asking for cam requests, or asking me to cam, to call or to skype, k I k, date or whatever it is that you do. I will let you know when I am in the mood…
6.Don’t bother me questions like “what are Dutch girls into”. I am not the Dutch girls’ representative and I don’t wanna be involved with your Survey Monkey business…
Such lame questions will not be answered…
Respect my rules and I will respect yours.

You didn’t take the effort to read my profile or followed my instruction? Fair chance you will be denied. Sorry to be this blunt, but obviously some of you are rather mulish (sorry guys)…

In case you are wondering, Although I love men and women equally a lot, I have a slight preference for women, preferably alphas and not extremely large or extremely skinny…