As the year draws near its end, I'm already reflecting on what 2020 has meant for my relationship to porn. There have been some interesting ups and downs, but most importantly this will be the 2nd successful year that I've kept a diligent record of my daily worship: when and how long I masturbate, the names of all the goddesses that I study on each session, and who I choose to honor with my seed. I've already noted before that making this a regular habit has vastly advanced my knowledge and devotion to porn. In part, that's because it encourages me to keep expanding my pantheon of the goddess Read more
Angelina Valentine: The Embodiment of a Whore
Goddess Angelina Valentine is quite an interesting figure in my pornosexual life. On the one hand, she doesn't strike me as conventionally attractive, like a woman who captures femininity and all that you might like in a beautiful babe. On the other hand, just the sight of her almost always makes my cock react in a way that I can only call PURE LUST. It's a kind of perverse attraction, I think. But it only makes sense, given who and what she is...the one and only Angelina Valentine. [image class="align-center size-large"]https://thumb-p2.xhcdn.com/a/ivWxi3DE2Z5yMjyE_GPnYA/000/215/239/ Read more
Pornist Life 1: How to Organize your Collection?
Every pornosexual has to deal with the issue of how to organize one's collection. There was a discussion on this the other day on Discord, and it led me to an important realization. The question was basically: how do you organize your porn, by goddess or by category? Pornobator does it by Goddess. You can see for yourself, since he's blogged before about his collection: https://xhamster.com/posts/907034 It's worth a read, as you can see it's a simple but perfect method. Anytime he's in the mood to worship a goddess no matter how many hundreds are in the list, he can just go down alphab Read more
Zoey Monroe: Bubbly Blonde, Butt Slutt
My last blog post on the Great Chechik saw a lot of readers, so I'm glad you guys enjoyed it. Fellow pornist ARTARA [ https://xhamster.com/users/artara ] requested more on other legends, especially under-appreciated pornstars. That's a great suggestion, for as he said: "everybody knows adriana, but when you say zoey monroe is perfect, they are like who?!!" To which, of course, I could only reply: "For me, it's crazy to even think of Zoe Monroe as underappreciated." (Seriously!) As you may have noticed, this assfuck scene below (from Buttsex Nymphos 2, a 2013 classic by Evil Ange Read more
Adriana Chechik: Goddess of Filth
It's hard to describe the effect that Adriana Chechik and her body has on my cock (and of course, my pornosexual mind!). It's not just her body. I do like her body, but if you think about it, most of us probably don't regard it as conventionally attractive and wouldn't have cared for it much if she wasn't a successful pornstar! But, knowing who she is and what that lusty body and its voracious fuckholes are capable of performing sexually, just seeing the very name Adriana brings to mind the entirety of her slutty persona and fills me with the most intense craving. Read more
Introducing Silhouette Selfies: Synthia Fixx
True to my pornosexual resolutions, January of 2020 has been a great month of worship! It was all about intense, quality immersion. Fortunately I've mostly had the place to myself, so I could put it on in the living room TV along with my laptop, and worship late into the night almost every day. I've mentioned my "silhouette selfies" before (and you may have seen a few sneak previews in my last post). It's something I've been trying out occasionally the past couple of years whenever I get the chance, but last week was exceptiona Read more
My (Cream) Pie Chart for 2019: Top 10 Goddesses
I promised a year-end review in my previous post back on new year's day but unfortunately I couldn't do it sooner while traveling. Finally, I got a chance this weekend to study my first-ever porn worship log for 2019 and analyze the data, which I'm excited to share – along with glimpses of a few worship scenes from my Porn Cave. The Creampie Chart First off, the CreamPie Chart i.e. a pie chart aggregating all the pornstars for whom I blew a load. This means the one goddess whom I would choose to honor by making an offe Read more
Gooner Queen! What a Goodbye to Porn 2019
Happy New Year, everyone! What a way to end the year it has been, really! I'm sure by now pornosexuals everywhere are well aware of Goddess Angela White's christening as "Gooner Queen" last week. Like many others, I was amazed and pretty much blown away by her tweet on Christmas Eve, when she advertised a new scene by addressing "chronic bators" and promising to make them "take their gooning to the next level." It looks like people are still seeing the tweet, and it has 11.3k likes as of now! https://twitter.com/ANGELAWHITE/status/1208904665879834624 Read more
Judging by Appearance: Ode to the Asshole!
One of the remarkable things in life that porn has taught us is that a woman is much more than her looks. If that weren't so, every gorgeous beauty would be a successful pornstar. But we know that's simply not the case, and you only need to consider the world of Playboy versus the world of award-winning AVN performers (Of course, I'm devoted enough to female flesh to admire and consume both – but that's a different point). So the other day I found myself thinking abou Read more
Destroy Dick December!
I wrote another long post last Sunday but unfortunately most of it disappeared after submitting! It was really upsetting since it was great, and you guys would've loved it. I've seen others complain about such problems on xHamster, but now I've learned my lesson. It happened all over again today, but I've figured out the glitch (emojis, I think!). Make sure to always have a separate backup! Anyways, I still want to recap some of it since it was a great pornosexual moment. [image class="align-center size-medium"]https://thumb-p8.xhcdn.com/a/EFYYWMnqF3MCXPwNz4-Bew/000/111/115/218_1000.jpg[/im Read more
Peta Jensen: Porno-Bimbo Perfection!
I love masturbating for Peta Jensen! I blew a huge and intense load for her recently on a Friday night and haven't stopped thinking about her since. It was probably my best tribute to any goddess in a while, and it made me think about why Peta is such a special porn crush for me (and I'm sure for many of you too!). So I thought I'd devote a post to her, and share some reflections on her smoking hot body and her porn career. Made to be a Pornstar! It's quite a fitting time to focus on Peta Jensen right now bec Read more