Zoey Monroe: Bubbly Blonde, Butt Slutt

My last blog post on the Great Chechik saw a lot of readers, so I'm glad you guys enjoyed it. Fellow pornist ARTARA [ https://xhamster.com/users/artara ] requested more on other legends, especially under-appreciated pornstars. That's a great suggestion, for as he said: "everybody knows adriana, but when you say zoey monroe is perfect, they are like who?!!" To which, of course, I could only reply: "For me, it's crazy to even think of Zoe Monroe as underappreciated." (Seriously!)

As you may have noticed, this assfuck scene below (from Buttsex Nymphos 2, a 2013 classic by Evil Angel) has been my profile pic for a while. So I'm certainly a fan of this blonde beauty! Zoey Monroe is a delightful pornoslut who is now 28 years old (she was born in 1992), having spent her entire 20s exploring her talents and showing off her sexual adventures to the world.





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So a post dedicated to Zoey Monroe is well-deserved, as it gives me the chance to reflect on what I like most about her and why she was even a top favorite of mine for a brief period some years ago. This is gonna be a long one, so buckle off! Enjoy the photo essay and please do share your thoughts below. If you're not really into her, then I'd like to hear about other comparable pornstars that you prefer and recommend.

(I should note here BTW: thanks to https://xhamster.com/users/biorgium for drawing my attention to his galleries, from which I selected a number of pics below.)

ZOEY MONROE: HER PORN CAREER & PERSONALITY

A fan favorite: I think many will agree that Zoey has a solid record, even if she's not among the elite circle of top award-winning porn celebrities. She's been nominated for AVNs nearly every year of her career, and was considered for Best New Starlet in 2014. Even with no official nomination, as in 2017, she was a choice for the Most Epic Ass fan award. I'm no expert, but I think she's done quite well compared to peers like Eva Lovia, for example (whose career spans roughly the same period, but with far fewer AVN nominations). Porn awards are super competitive, so the nominations alone are a big deal.

Some critics have fully recognized Zoey's talents, as she's had a fabulous run for the Spank Bank Awards and considered for such accolades as Fun Sized Fuck Bunny. In fact, let's take a quick look at her 9 nominations in just 2017, which gives us a good idea of her wide-ranging qualities:

Nominee: Airtight Angel of the Year
Nominee: Best 'O' Face
Nominee: Contessa of Cum
Nominee: Hardest Working Ho in Ho Biz
Nominee: Most Awe Inspiring Gape
Nominee: Most Comprehensive Utilization of All Orifices
Nominee: Most Energetic Fuck Bunny
Nominee: Super Squirter of the Year
Nominee: Tattooed Temptress of the Year

It's such a great list of attributes, and perfectly captures everything I'd say about Goddess Zoey!

The Blonde Beauty:
Now, I may be guilty of having spent more time admiring her ass than her face. But even if it's her behind that my cock responds to, we have to talk about Zoey's face!

Zoey Monroe is something of a surprise, the kind of thing that makes porn what it is! When you look at her, you don't immediately think pornstar as you might with many other goddesses who have "the look." Instead, she's just a cute blonde you might know in real life, perhaps a classmate or college friend when she was younger and nowadays a coworker or friendly neighbor.
Zoey has the look of a happy-go-lucky girl, the type who likes to settle down for a married, suburban life and who does yoga for fun and walks her dog around the park in the afternoon. You know, just an ordinary family girl with a mostly vanilla lifestyle (perhaps boring or bored, but still a comfortable life).
But little would you know that the cheerful and innocent appearance of this babe hides a total sexual perv on the inside. In other words: Zoey Monroe may not look like a ho at all, but she's as slutty as it gets.

A Lusty Lady: The range of her career in the industry suggests that she chose her path in life quite well, as porn has allowed her to explore her body and fulfill her needs. It's clear from a lot of the scenes that she has gotten to know her own body quite well, and ever since entering the industry in 2012, she has spent her 20s developing the skills both to give herself pleasure and to please the men and women she fucks as part of her dayjob.
Heck, even if she were a married suburban lady, she'd be the kind of wife who gives her husband a special treat on his birthday by inviting her lady friends over to join her in feasting on his cock. Because she wants it just as much, and she's such a nasty perv she'd move on from sucking his balls to even licking his ass.

A Cock Whore: Zoey's voracious appetite for sex has led her to indulge in things you'd rarely expect from women of her type. We're not just talking about DP and gaping, but copious squirting and anal creamfarts – she's done it all.
As you can see here, Zoey has become something of a role model for liberated American femininity. Her example teaches all women to not hold back when it comes to satisfying their own bodies and pleasing the men in their lives however they can (yes men, plural: monogamy is unthinkable for a sex addict like her!).

It's no secret that Zoey Monroe loves cock. In every manner, in every hole of her body. She especially likes to take it in her ass, but she'll gladly worship a hard cock and suck it sloppy as long as she's got spit in her mouth.
So that sums up Zoey as a character: the smiley blonde babe who loves to have fun, which for her means endless, nasty sexual fun! We've got a cum-hungry slut who can't get enough cock and who also brings her playful personality to her pornographic career.

ZOEY'S PHYSICAL FEATURES: A BRIEF STUDY

Before we turn to the highlights of her work, let's discuss her body in a bit more detail so we can identify her distinct physical features that make her worth our masturbation.

The Cute Slut: Zoey's body has a decent shape to it. I like some of her poses, as she can really pull off the cute slut look. Her big smile is obviously a winner here: it's trademark Zoey!
The smile aside, that's not a bad looking bod either! Especially the side view. She's 34B-32-34, so it's not a perfect body (by certain metrics), but still a good example of the "small tits, big ass" look that's nice to appreciate.

As above, she looks best when she's bent over as if inviting a fuck. She sure knows how to dress right for the part, in minimal next-to-nothing outfits that show off her ass while still capturing her playful personality.

The Bubble-Bottom Babe: Personally, I think Zoey's ass is the highlight of her body. To be sure, she's no booty queen (like Jada or Anikka). But she makes the most of what she's got, and you admire her for it.
The shape of her bubble bottom can be quite attractive. It has a nice curve to it, especially when you have the right view, like a doggy POV. Even if one is just doing her pussy, he'll soon realize just from the view that she's better enjoyed anally.

Super-Tight Hole: Besides the smooth curves around that ass as a whole, the best thing about her butt is the hole itself. It looks incredibly tight! But as porn has proven again and again: looks can be deceiving.


















Again, to be honest, I wouldn't say it's among the most spectacular or memorable assholes we know of. But in Zoey's case, the distinction of her sphincter is not its appearance but what it's capable of.

ZOEY'S SEXUAL PERFORMANCE: SOME HIGHLIGHTS

So let's turn now to Zoey Monroe's pornographic talents. Thanks to her open-mindedness and sexual appetite, Zoey has managed to train her body and its holes to perform on par with the top industry standards.If you have followed her career in porn, you know that asshole has seen some good use!

A Gape Queen:
There's no denying the tightness of Zoey's butthole! Yet it can accommodate a thick rod, so it would seem that she's usually a very tight fuck in the ass (most guys probably wouldn't last long in there!). She just requires some prepping to loosen up that sphincter and get it ready for insertion and stretching.
And stretch it will! Even if her sphincter is not at the caliber of exceptional anal sluts like Sheena, Roxy or Adriana (not to even list the Eurosluts who appear on LP), Zoey is more about the quality of her anal performance for such a tight fuckhole.

Of course, Zoey is well known for her gapes, which she has proudly shown off in so many of her scenes.

A fuckslut who just like fun: Most importantly, it's the combination of Zoey's physical prowess with her cheerful personality that defines her. It shows in the range of her scenes, some of which I can watch just for fun even if I'm not horny, though inevitably they'll have me stroking in no time! I would put some of her girl-girl scenes in this category, in which Zoey is often the life of the party.
Zoey has been quite successful in playing the anal addict that she is. She'll happily tongue-fuck another girl's ass just as much as she likes to have her own butthole licked, played with, pried open, or fucked. I think her lesbian anal scenes with Evil Angel are always worth a revisit.

Highlights include, for instance, Lil' Gaping Lesbians 7 (2014) with Chastity Lynn, but especially: Cream Dreams 2 (2014) with Anikka Albrite, which is a true masterpiece of filthy fun in the garden. Recall that it was even nominated for an AVN award for Most Outrageous Sex Scene, though it didn't win.

Needless to say, these scenes are especially potent when a cock is brought in for some hot FFM threesome action. One of my ultimate favorites is her scene with Madelyn Monroe in Rectal Feeding (2015). Seeing these two sexy babes sucking Mike's dong as he pulls out of each other's tight asshole gets me every time! I was worshipping this scene late one night last year and trying to snap a silhouette selfie in the dark, or what I call a "pelfie" (which I've previously blogged about: https://xhamster.com/posts/9745311 ) but I just couldn't hold it and ended up spilling all over by the living room TV. Managed to switch the phone camera to video, so I've got this recording which is a reminder of what this scene can do for me!






This scene also highlights the fact that for me personally, the pinnacle of Zoey's career are her ATM scenes. Something about her gorgeous face waiting to suck a dick right out of another girl's ass really turns me on, and it's equally hot when they take turns since her own ass is so deliciously tight.
I won't elaborate more here on what I like about ass-to-mouth, as I've actually been meaning for a while to do a blog series on what I think of as my ATM philosophy. So stay tuned!

MY BELOVED BUTTSLUT

I'm not gonna lie, watching Zoey Monroe get fucked in her ass makes me fall in love with her every single time!

Just look at that face! How can you not fall in love with her?
But I have to say, it's an interesting kind of love for me, a unique fantasy: I almost feel like she's a really good friend who loves to just hang out and whatnot, but she also knows what a perv I am (just like she is), so she gets all her sexual escapades documented to share them with me, like a good friend! She likes to show off her skills, and we have fun talking about her scenes over beer. I get to keep a stash in my porn library, so that I can secretly masturbate to her whenever I'm on my own. She knows it too, and enjoys the thought. Now that's a great friend!Okay, with that I think we can conclude my lengthy tribute to this beloved goddess. To be sure, I don't know where on my list Zoey would rank among all-time favorite pornstars. Some of you might argue (and I would agree) that she's not necessarily a melt-your-brains kind of goddess, the kind that provokes instant addiction and mindless gooning. Nevertheless, she's had her fair share of crazy sex and some of her scenes easily reach my filthy limits. She is worth celebrating for everything she represents, and I consider it jizz well spent every once in a while whenever I cum for her.

Zoey Monroe is a porn success story, and should remain a memorable object of any pornosexual's devotion.
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jbparise
jbparise 4 years ago
Gorgeous. Reminds me of a 20's version of Cherie Deville
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cumr Publisher 4 years ago
to open-mouth-club : Thank you! Glad you enjoyed. I definitely plan to write more such posts...they are my way of honoring our Porn goddesses. May they continue to fill our lives with endless pleasure!
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open-mouth-club
open-mouth-club 4 years ago
Wow, a fantastic post about beautiful Porn queen Zoey Monroe. You should write more about Pornstars, it is a pleasurable read with a great choice of pics/gifs!
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ARTARA
ARTARA 4 years ago
She really needed a post, one of my favorite blondies, cute and nasty at the same time! 
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cumr Publisher 4 years ago
to breaststroker : You are very right! Thanks a lot for reading and for the insightful comment, though I must apologize for the slow reply. Clearly, my ass addiction totally distracted me from any discussion of Zoey's squirting talents. I've just reviewed the epic scene you mention, which appears to have gotten an incredible 1.3 million views on PH. So you're obviously not alone in appreciating its merits, even if it's not "the greatest squire scene in porn history" (I used to be a massive fan of the great Cytherea, so I still think it's hard to bestow such absolute praise on any one scene. Like you said, some of Adriana's work is simply outstanding). 

Now, that scene from Supersquirt 6 is indeed exceptional and you can already tell it's going to be intense just from the way Veronica is looking at you as they begin. But what a duo! The two babes are each no less than the other in enjoying a lesbo-fuck to its fullest potential. I love how Zoey looks when she bends over to get fingered while with her panties are still at her knees. The most amazing part is when Veronica just gets on top and rides her, and the two cunts grind while the fuckjuices gush like fountains. We are blessed to witness something like this!
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breaststroker 4 years ago
Excellent post. Totally agree with you that a big part of Zoey's appeal is the 'innocent slutty' combination of cute girl-next-door and voracious cock whore. Her anal scenes are outstanding, but for me the highlight is her squirting, demonstrated to perfection in her lesbian duo with Veronica Avluv in Supersquirt 6. Someone on Pr0nhub describes this as 'the greatest squirt scene in porn history' and while that may be an exaggeration (especially when you think of some of Adriana's squirt scenes) it's definitely up there in my top 5. Veronica's fingers and tongue have Zoey gushing like a fountain, and then when the girls get to work with two purple dildoes, the waterworks come on again! Add to that the contrast between the two girls' looks (blonde vs brunette, big tits vs small tits) and you'll understand why it's a scene I've cum to again and again.
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feetball_3
feetball_3 4 years ago
She has a great arse
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