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Uploading content would cut into the half hour of time per night that I devote to the one sexual outlet in my life right now, and your vaguely condescending post to my profile about rejecting my friend request only registers as one more notification that didn't lead to porn. I don't care why you didn't add me, and I would never wonder why or even notice.

I've wasted a minute writing a mini-rant on my profile. It won't stop any of you from posting on my profile, but why should I be bothered by posting something with no expectation it will produce a change? I'll take a page from your book and substitute the enjoyment I would get if I did something useful or beautiful and I'll just sit here and bask in the warmth of my smug self-righteousness instead.

Addendum: I never thought people would take this post so poorly. I mean I hoped and dreamed, but this has been wonderful. I don't view myself as a troll, but I do see the appeal now.