About

Bragging about myself is perhaps the most boring thing that I can do, but apparently an empty profile tends to increase the rejection ratio. So, though I am still not sure why would you like to know more about someone on a Porn site, read on ..

Who am I?
A regular IT fella who firmly believes porn is the shortest cut to Nirvana. Been on this site for a long time (was introduced to Xhams by a female friend of mine who had similar thoughts about Nirvana :P) and haven't left since then.

What do I want ?
Usually watching porn is the only thing I do here, besides spending time with some of my favorite cam buddies. Would not mind a little chit chat, but no cam / skype etc .. And too busy to get involved.

What's with this nick ?
Well, first of all, the 'e' in the nick was deliberate, Cannibal was apparently already booked by some crazy bastard - grammar Nazis, please consider me absolved of this sin. Moreover, its just a nick, am not a psycho and have never killed, maimed, tortured anybody :P

Turn Ons
Intelligence, Big boobs, Dusky Skin (in that order). My ideal woman is a smart, independent and confident woman who earns her own living, knows what she wants and how to get it. It gets even better, if she comes packaged in a Business Suit or perfectly draped Saree..

Turn Offs
Girls who don't cover their mouth while yawning. Slow minds, stooped shoulders and fake accents ..