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Porn King
4921 days on xHamster
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586 subscribers
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Personal information
I am:
Art 683, male, heterosexual
From:
Chicago, Illinois, United States
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Languages:
English, French, Italian, cs
Education:
BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation:
Yes
Income:
Average
Relationship:
Single
Kids:
No, but maybe want some
Religion:
Catholic
Smoking:
Never
Drinking:
Never
Star sign:
Sagittarius
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Average
Hair length:
Medium
Hair color:
Black
Eye color:
Brown
Height:
175 cm (5 ft 9 in)
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About me



The Steve Bartman incident occurred during a Major League Baseball playoff game between the Chicago Cubs and the Florida Marlins on October 14, 2003, at Wrigley Field in Chicago. All important things in life happen on a Tuesday! One sweet evening!

Don't make me choose between Heather Lee and Sarah Young!

Don't make me choose between Danica Collins and Donna Ambrose!

Don't make me choose between Havana Ginger and Mika Brown!

Don't make me choose between Tessa West and Sophie Scott!

Don't make me choose between Sarah Chalke and Judy Reyes!

Warning: Sydney's University and all other institutions, such as marriage or the insane asylum, using this or any Adult Porn Finder site or its' associated sites for erections, - ewe do not have permission from me (how many people really read the fine print) to use any of my profile or pictures or body parts for that matter, blood type A+, if you really care, in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, or even think about using, it will be considered a violation of my private parts and you will be subject to a can o'wooooop ass. Or, at least a large jar of shut the F up! Eye suggest you and all the rest of my xHammy friends post this silly, butt necessary, notice.
And another thing....for all the people that rode the little bus to school.....all individuals and or institutions, including local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies, except counties police - county police go ahead and use this site (I've seen you and your deputies in action on Tosh.0) using this or any Adult Porn Finder site or its' associated sites for erections or investigations (you know Paul and the Witch are dead) permission to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, stories, lotto picks or my private parts, in any form or forum both current and future. Also, zip code 60435, do not be using my friends for bad puposes, unless it is BDSM (then it's okay) if you have, or do, it will be considered a violation of my private parts and you will be subject to a Cup of Shut the F up! However, it is okay to use Goodhummer's profile - no one likes her - not even her friends!
I canNOT post a likeness of myself - I am wanted in seven countries.

For those of you who do not understand the reasoning behind this posting, XHamster is now a publicly traded entity. Unless you state otherwise, anyone can infringe on your right to privacy once you post to this site. It is recommended that you and other members post a similar notice as this, or you may copy and paste this version. If you do not post such a statement once, then you are indirectly allowing public use of items such as your photos and the information contained in your status updates.
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pantyhoseislife 8 months ago
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2paarnylons 8 months ago
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2paarnylons
2paarnylons 8 months ago
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bastukille76
bastukille76 1 year ago
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BiBry60 1 year ago
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loincloth 2 years ago
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art683
art683 Host 2 years ago
to loincloth : Admin took all your great pics down and substituted other member pics didn't they? 
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loincloth
loincloth 2 years ago
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BiBry60
BiBry60 2 years ago
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art683
art683 Host 3 years ago
to Assman719 : Honored be be asked 
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Assman719
Assman719 3 years ago
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Taxman150 3 years ago
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marioxxx1 4 years ago
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