Mid-year Gooning Totals
Which whores did I blow the most loads to during the first six months of 2018?
Here we go:
SEVEN-way tie for FIFTH place with THREE loads apiece:
ALURA JENSON
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SAYA SONG
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JUELZ VENTURA
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KARMA Rx
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BRIDGETTE B
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JYNX MAZE
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JADA STEVENS
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TWO-way tie for FOURTH place with FOUR loads apiece (two all-time porn heavyweights):
SHEENA SHAW
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BONNIE ROTTEN
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TWO-way tie for THIRD place with SIX loads apiece:
ALYSSA LYNN (all because of a SINGLE scene in which she and her oiled up Big Fake Tits look SOOOOO fucking hot: POV Juggfuckers 7, Darkko/Evil).
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The one, the only ADRIANA CHECHIK (my 2015 and 2016 No. 1 load Queen)
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In SECOND place, all by herself, with SEVEN big loads is British Porn Goddess JASMINE JAE (My 2017 No. 1 Jizz Queen):
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And in FIRST place, all by herself, with TEN big ball draining, soul satisfying loads, is gorgeous, plastic stacked Asian Porn Goddess MILF KIANNA DIOR, mmmmmmmmm ......
Besides being a PERFECT PLASTIC 10 and utterly nasty, I think she made the top of the list because she's frequently directed by JONNI DARKKO, my fave all-time porn director; he's featured her in no less than FOUR starring vehicles, the "Kianna Dior: Busty Asian Cum Slut" series, the most recent volume of which was just released about six weeks ago.
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Beside my 13 top finishers, places 1-5, I shot one or two loads to no less than 35 other Porn Whores January through June.
Here's to a great gooning second half of 2018! I'll post year-end totals in January.
Here we go:
SEVEN-way tie for FIFTH place with THREE loads apiece:
ALURA JENSON
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SAYA SONG
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JUELZ VENTURA
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KARMA Rx
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BRIDGETTE B
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JYNX MAZE
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JADA STEVENS
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SHEENA SHAW
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BONNIE ROTTEN
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ALYSSA LYNN (all because of a SINGLE scene in which she and her oiled up Big Fake Tits look SOOOOO fucking hot: POV Juggfuckers 7, Darkko/Evil).
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The one, the only ADRIANA CHECHIK (my 2015 and 2016 No. 1 load Queen)
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And in FIRST place, all by herself, with TEN big ball draining, soul satisfying loads, is gorgeous, plastic stacked Asian Porn Goddess MILF KIANNA DIOR, mmmmmmmmm ......
Besides being a PERFECT PLASTIC 10 and utterly nasty, I think she made the top of the list because she's frequently directed by JONNI DARKKO, my fave all-time porn director; he's featured her in no less than FOUR starring vehicles, the "Kianna Dior: Busty Asian Cum Slut" series, the most recent volume of which was just released about six weeks ago.
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Beside my 13 top finishers, places 1-5, I shot one or two loads to no less than 35 other Porn Whores January through June.
Here's to a great gooning second half of 2018! I'll post year-end totals in January.
6 years ago
Shaping up to be another great year, bro. I haven't got mid-year totals, but know we'd share Adriana (my #1 last year), Jasmine (a very close #2) and Karma, who I love. I've loaded to all these great sluts at least once this year, bar Alura, Saya and Jada.
I love the Alyssa scene too. And I love it when there's a single scene that keeps you coming back for more and more...McKenzie Lee made my list last year (and probably this year too) on the back of a single vintage scene that still does it for me after about 10 years!
Looking forward to the rest of the diaries!!!