Angels and Witches

I was sitting on the couch watching television years ago with a woman. A Victoria Secret commercial came on, you remember the ones in which the beautiful models are wearing the angel wings while looking so sexy in their lingerie???

Well, she said "I wish I had those wings so I could fly."

Me, my mouth going faster than my brain could stop it said....

"Why do you need wings to fly.... you have your broom!"

After a quick laughter from her came a good punch to my arm... I am glad she had a good sense of humor but it was a little cold for a while....