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A Porn Idea A Day - Sunday 16.08.15 (Rain Forest)

Today’s porn idea is that the Amazon Rain Forest is put to better use and cleared to make way for a porn theme park, think Disney but with Mason Moore rather than Mini Mouse.

Mini Mouse

Mason Moore

As the forest is not being used for anything useful at the moment it can be cleared as quickly as possible by what ever means necessary...

...to allow for construction of:

Porn stores

Porn Cinemas

Porn Arcades

Pole Dancing Clubs

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9 years ago

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jackoffxxx Publisher 9 years ago

to Dirtyflits2 : All the rain forests would cum down to build as many porn parks as possible.

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dp-lover 9 years ago

to sexistpigpornadict : omg wow, that would be a dream come true to be soaked by Flower!

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jackoffxxx Publisher 9 years ago

to sexistpigpornadict : Fucking hell!!!! Sounds like heaven.

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sexistpigpornadict 9 years ago

to dp-lover : Yes. A private. In my office. She wanted to demonstrate her squirting abilities to me . She sat in one chair with a dildo and I sat in another in front of her. She fucking SOAKED me. Luckily, I brought a change of clothes:) Another time, at an industry party in Hollywood, she drunkenly came up to me and started making out with me. That was even more fun. Another time, I was on an Elegant Angel shoot, and off-camera, Tianna Lynn (who was big for a few years in the mid-2000s), squirted on me as I kneeled between her legs. Tales from the industry .....

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dp-lover 9 years ago

to sexistpigpornadict : Flower Tucci squirted on you?

i am insanely jealous!

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Paulo324 9 years ago

This would be such a popular tourist attraction! Having whores parade themselves in front of fans would be so hot! There would of course be actual rides but the whores will be operators and workers lol. We could even have sluts sucking our cocks as we drive bumper cars. The possibilities are endless! Just having some fun!

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Paulo324 9 years ago

to maternus1 : Holy shit it would be amazing if we could get a slut or whore walk of fame! Could you imagine seeing Sandra Romain, Kelly Wells, Hillary Scott, Adriana Chechik, etc. on a public sidewalk? This would no doubt get people to look them up and see what type of stroke material they have put out for the world to see. People would see just what type of degrading shit she had to do. They would certainly find out what earned her that star! There would be new porn addicts everyday!

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Dirtyflits2 9 years ago

Fucking love the idea! Woud this ocour to allot of forest around the globe?

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maternus1 9 years ago

porn theme park, of course this is lacking, if dinosaures get a park, its time for a porn theme park devided by attractions, like a squirt roller coster, where you get pissed on while riding, or a huge gaping tunnel feat. roxy raye etc.
By the way, when there is a walk of fame in hollywood, we definatelly need a walk of fame in the valley, my top tourist destination in L.A.

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sexistpigpornadict 9 years ago

Or, in the alternative, Mason can regularly irrigate the Rain Forest with her massive squirting abilities. And call in help from fellow Squirt Queens Flower Tucci, Tianna Lynn (both of whom squirted on me back in the day) and other girl goo erupters.

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