A Porn Idea A Day - Monday 29.06.15 (Glastonbury)

Yesterday marked the end of the weekend long Glastonbury Festival in the UK. Glastonbury (pronounced Glar-ston-berry) is one of the largest outdoor music festivals in the UK.

My extensive research (undertaken by myself, with myself) has proved beyond doubt that the event is best known for:

1. Shit music
2. Attracting people that are strangers to soap and water (think Hippies)
3. Being frequented by people that bore everyone else shitless about the environment and Greenpeace (a well known discredited organisation that believes in a myth called global warming - yawn!)

This years highlight was the ingenious audience member that made a Kim Kardashian sex tape flag showing her giving Ray J head - and waving it around as Kanye West performed on stage.



So today's 'Porn Idea A Day' is that Glastonbury is turned into a porn festival. Throughout the three day event the various stages will host live sex shows from morning till night:







Members of the public will be invited to participate in the shows:




And each year the headline acts for the main stage will be the world's top porn whores:








The event will be sponsored by the Monsanto Corporation and ExxonMobil...




Moderate and proportionate policing will be used to keep hippies away...