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    A Porn Idea A Day - Sunday 31.05.15 (Masturbate)

    Today is the last day of National Masturbation Month.



    So today’s ‘A Porn Idea A Day’ is an obvious one. We must all dedicate 31 May to our worship of porn whores and our cocks.



    So whether you are into Tory



    Or Adriana



    Or Bonnie



    Or Sheena



    Or Juelz



    Or Channel



    Or Casey



    Whether anal



    Or Double Anal



    Or triple penetration



    Or gangbang



    Make sure you edge for hours, blow your loads and start all over again at the beginning. Worship your porn and your cock on the last day of National Masturbation Month 2015.




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    9 years ago
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    jackinman 9 years ago
    Fuck yeah, I had a good time with mine in May!
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    mihajl
    mihajl 9 years ago
    great month
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    sexistpigpornadict
    sexistpigpornadict 9 years ago
    to sexistpigpornadict : So, as promised, with 45 minutes left on the final day of May Masturbation Month, I squeezed out Load #2 to ANOTHER Evil/Adriano scene, CHANEL PRESTON and ROXY RAYE in "Anal Hotties." (How can you NOT cum hard with those two bitches in the same scene?) Free preview: http://www.evilangel.com/en/video/Anal-Hotties-Scene-01/76167
    I start my own personal June Masturbation Month tomorrow ... :smile:
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    Paulo324
    Paulo324 9 years ago
    to sexistpigpornadict : I get what you're saying about masturbation having its own month. But at the same time I see it as a positive because it is pushing sex into the mainstream even more. The mainstream media writes about it every year and tells people how to get off when they jerkoff! The true pervs like us definitely know that every month is masturbation month! Hail porn!
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    Harddick10433
    Harddick10433 9 years ago
    Fucking love this post. Im doing my part in celebrating the last day of May tonight :smile:
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    sexistpigpornadict
    sexistpigpornadict 9 years ago
    I already did my due diligence, blowing - from the very depths of my sack - a soul-crushing load to newbie AUSTIN TAYLOR and LAYLA PRYCE in Evil/Adriano's "Bangin Assholes."
    Free preview: http://www.evilangel.com/en/video/Bangin-Assholes-Scene-01/76201
    I love May Masturbation Month and all, but I do have a problem with it: it seems to imply that masturbation needs its own special month, when for most of us, EVERY month is Masturbation Month. Hell, every WEEK, every DAY, every MINUTE, every SECOND ....
    Speaking of which, the day is still young: I need to celebrate the last day of May Masturbation Month with AT LEAST once more massive cum bomb. But do who? Hmmmmmmmm .... The possibilities are endless:smile:
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    georgedoremus1
    georgedoremus1 9 years ago
    Excellent!
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    filthywanker
    filthywanker 9 years ago
    to Paulo324 : Excellent point! Phew. (And with a flick of his rigidly swollen porn-soaked cock, the legendary Paulo makes it all alright, again). Right, back to humanity's filthiest!
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    Paulo324
    Paulo324 9 years ago
    The last day of National Masturbation Month will go down in history as one of the dirtiest as Sundays are usually when people masturbate the most! I plan on smoking ganja and stroking my dick to dirty whores. All culminating in a massive 2 day load! Cum will be spilled! Whether it be the gaping assholes, the facefucking, dp, etc. you just gotta love porn!
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    Paulo324
    Paulo324 9 years ago
    to filthywanker : That's how you know you're in the porn trance. The only thing you can focus on is porn! Which is how it should be.
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    filthywanker
    filthywanker 9 years ago
    That's a big, fat, indulgent "aye, aye Captain". Although I am starting to wonder whether all that 1950s "You'll go blind" nonsense was a caution worth heeding. Beginning to lose ability to focus...
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