Answers to the difficult Sex Quiz

THE SEX QUIZ (Or words you would rather not explain to a c***d)
1. Second brass instrument, the tart. Strumpet
2. Sounded as if IV had IC in a race? Fornication
3. Sake regularly went about a play on words. Spunk
4. Piano, say, but not a vertical tart. (2words) Grand Horizontal
5. The thrill of a nettles sting!!!!!! Urtication
6. Cueist bags potter to hide a tender bit. (2words) G Spot
7. Matisse painted her in red trousers. Odalisque
8. Record of events lost original notes. Anal
9. Lakeland hill at moon? Fellatio
10. Fender to Fender? (3words) Bumper to bumper
11. And Typhoo thought it was for keeping leaves in! Teabag
12. Branched crystals of frozen water that coalesce! Snowflakes
13. Post a funny tender place. (2words) A Spot
14. He utters in a low inarticulate voice? Mumbler (visible labia)
15. Abstainer takes artist back. Tart
16. This should be had between parts of a meal? Intercourse
17. Likes having sex with a dead body! n*********ac
18. M’s best took time. Bondage
19. 3 slices of toast with BLT or chicken etc? (2words) Club sandwich
20. Matelots to the auditorium! Semen
21. Queen of Carthage took first lease on this toy. Dildo
22. Nell Gwynn:- “I am the protestant……..” Whore
23. State before trap, a place to put your member? Vagina
24. Normal people keep spanners and screwdrivers in this. Toolbox
25. Young dog had a temporary shelter. (2words) Pup tent
26. Ropiest pharaoh, drunken tart! Prostitute
27. Hundred and fifty one, ‘tis about soldiers! Clitoris
28. Flower necklace perhaps or perhaps not. (2words) Daisy chain
29. Oscillating small greyish brown mammal. (2words) Vibrating rabbit
30. Cereal opening. (2words) Corn Hole
31. Sail post, old city, club and radical atom. Masturbation
32. Chimney about very loud, original right bungler! Fluffer
33. Sex with lower a****ls? b********y
34. Good French queen! Boner
35. Large semi-aquatic rodent – her bits! Beaver
36. Excessive desire by female for sexual activity! Nymphomania
37. Working article is one thousand. Onanism
38. Ring her? (2words) Call girl
39. Large powerful tawny unspotted cat of America? Cougar
40. Mum – Famous from the American Pie Movies? (Initials) MILF
41. Moist fantasy or vision. (2words) Wet Dream
42. He examines the entrances to the sewers and services? (2words) Manhole Inspector
43. 1760yds up iron. (3words) Mile High Club
44. And you thought you just ate these in Cornwall!!! Pasties (Nipple plasters)
45. The queen lost pole but got loud. Queef (Vaginal fart)
46. Baron’s colour before McCartney’s group! (2words) Red wings
47. The cowboy in “Toy Story”. Woody
48. Male cat? What a tart! Tom
49. Latin for with? Cum
50. The F in SNAFU? Fucked
51. Cooler by city? Fanny
52. Sounds like a frosty tart! Whore
53. Cyclops the adder, say? (3words) One eyed snake
54. Found in oysters and go round ones throat. (2words) Pearl necklace
55. Part of a Dromedary’s foot, perhaps? (2words) Camel toe
56. Message received and understood? Roger
57. Threaded to hold things together? Screw
58. Policeman, very with it, but after time! Copulate
59. Straw coloured rain! (2words) Golden showers
60. Jim Dale acted the part of this Dr in a Carry on film? Nookie/Nooky
61. Ace, unnatural partly looked after it, as an alternative. Cunt
62. Entity with an independent existence that lost Ulster! Orgasm
63. Firm, it is followed by America. Coitus
64. Broken spine. Penis
65. Spurting out in a rapid sudden stream? Squirting
66. Both disappointed by a premature one of these? Ejacultaion
67. Is’n’t this where planes are meant to come down!(2words) Landing Strip
68. Grease goes in here + a heap of root crops? (2words) Nipple clamp
69. Marks and Spencers – as Spooner might say. (3words) S and M
70. Inter about c***d’s horse mail! Buggery
71. Baldrick had a “……..Plan”, helped by regular isle, American. Cunnilingus
72. Sauce took in Benedictine title. Sodomy
73. Conrad’s Lord took in first of sex for liquid. Jism
74. With a new thousand queen was a tosser! Wanker
75. Adore globules. (2words) Love Beads
76. Change sides in referendum or plebiscite? Erection
77. Surely she should be part of the rugby scrum! Hooker
78. Musician’s one night stand with WC first to second. Gigolo
79. Male bird, easily conned. Cocksucker
80. Wind old boy takes in judge. Blowjob
81. Dutch boy put his finger in here? Dyke
82. She was the original sexually loose untamed tart. Slut
83. Bag a squirrel keeps his food in. Nutsack
84. Roy, perhaps and Jim went wild. Rimjob
85. Uses his tongue on the cat! (2words) Pussy Licker
86. Does he sit in the saddle when bird racing? (2words) Cock Jockey
87. Mingle without first layman. Minge
88. Overweight caught c***d’s horse and a duck. Faggot
89. Gonna top her bits when out. Poontang
90. The Frenchies took second Scotsman. Lesbian