Tips For Dating (SS)BBWs

If you are new to the endless pleasures of dating and sinking in to big women, here are some pointers:

1.Ensure you have a good bed. A divan is best. Cheap wiry and wooden slat-based beds may suit your skinny ex but may prove inadequate for the more robustly structured.

2.Air-conditioning is essential. Your date may have to stop the sex due to over-heating so ensure the room is kept cool.

3.If meeting your date for the first time in a bar, ensure the seat opposite you will fit her (hopefully immense) hips.

4.Remember that a much larger woman may take longer getting up and moving around so, if you're more nimble, you can't expect her to keep up with you. So take more time.

5.If she's too big to see her seatbelt socket in the passenger seat, why not help with it? You can combine this with a squeeze of her thigh.

6.When having her round for dinner, a fat pussy makes an excellent fat-free starter.

7.Make certain you budget around 50% more than usual for meal costs. You might consider this an investment.

8.When riding her from behind, reach round and grab her heavy boobs.

9.Her boobs should be satisfyingly weighty. My personal preference is that her bra should need three hooks.

10.If running her a bath, please be aware that a normal-sized towel may be inadequate to fit round her gigantic arse.

11.Drink will take much longer to be absorbed.

Remember, nothing beats unloading in to a fat pussy. Especially bareback.
Published by Uddersfield
9 years ago
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hankypankie
hankypankie 1 year ago
And always have some flour on hand to find the wet spot and when you run her a bath only put 4-5 litres of water because in if you fill the bath more than half way and the big cunt of a thing hops in she will flood your bathroom 
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thighfan 2 years ago
Great advice....
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fuoriin60
fuoriin60 3 years ago
to salpecam : anal only is the best option!
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explorer_3x69
explorer_3x69 5 years ago
Very goof advice all around and good pointers! I would point our that many SSBBW and BBW will wear bras with 4 or 5 hooks! It is well worth the time to unhook her bra!
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sensualiteur 5 years ago
FOR TIP 8 IT4S WELKOM TOO A GOOD SPANKING (sensual) on her big ass, grrrrrr
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sensualiteur 5 years ago
THANKS  A LOT FOR TIPS
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salpecam 8 years ago
Due to fatter cunts tending to "grab" condoms and swallow them, birth control is an issue, unless you are deliberately impregnating her. Otherwise, consider an anal-only penetrative relationship until you know she is using reliable birth control
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salpecam 8 years ago
number 9 is the most important
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traveler_xxx 9 years ago
to blacksmokez : Heh. Too late for her then, though.
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blacksmokez
blacksmokez 9 years ago
to traveler_xxx : She'll care enough after you pump a good amount of babies into her.
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Uddersfield
Uddersfield Publisher 9 years ago
to mcrae212 : Wise words, Sir!
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mcrae212
mcrae212 9 years ago
- Whenever you take her anywhere, make sure they have chairs without arms so she can sit.

- If you can't park close to a restaurant or other place, always offer to drop her off while you go park the car. And also go get the car and pick her up when you leave the place.

- When you fly with her, she may need a seatbelt extender. She may be embarrassed to ask, so you ask the flight attendant for it.

- When fucking, most will feel a great desire to pump unprotected, but that's not always a good idea. If you use a rubber, make sure you grab it properly once you've come, or else her deliciously fat pussy may strip it off.

- No matter what fat fantasies you may have, treat her like a lady and first investigate carefully what she's willing (or perhaps even excited) to talk about.

- Never, ever make her feel like you're embarrassed to be seen with her!!!!!!
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traveler_xxx 9 years ago
I would add - When doing any SSBBW doggie, plan on getting to spend a while there. Once she's rolled over, it takes a lot of effort for her to get back. You can take advantage of this by just keeping her in this position and using her over and over. Also, she won't see that you don't have on that condom you promised (she won't care after a while, anyway).
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mikesmif 9 years ago
excellent advice!
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billehill
that is awesome and so true!
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gwensational 9 years ago
This is brilliant, a great laugh and quite handy too!
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Uddersfield
Uddersfield Publisher 9 years ago
Yes I'll update this as I think of more.
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littletoy
littletoy 9 years ago
: )
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