How to get women to like you on Xhamster

OK, so you are one of those creepy guys who want something pretty to play with your doodle

So you've opened an account on Xhamster and posted a bunch of photos of your dick, maybe a face photo to show off your goatee and black eye make-up (after all evil looking faces taken by the cam on your laptop are ever so mysterious). Then you steel some bunch of photos from the internet and post them in your profile with captions like "Yeah slut, that's how you'll take my cock you worthless piece of shit". Then you fail to fill out absolutely anything about yourself in your profile or you'll make unbelievably bullshit claims about how great in bed you are. At this point you start getting ready to start harassing every single woman on Xhamster who happens to make your dick twitch.

Ok; so if you are one of these guys, you may be wondering why your flawless plan isn't working. Well, put simply, it's because woman aren't complete fucking retards.... Inconvenient, I know!

But fear not. For all hope is not lost. It is possible to find success with members of the female population of Xhamster. So what is the secret; I hear you ask? Well read my blog topics about women to stop having girls throwing their virtual drinks in your virtual face.

Treat women like real people
It's crazy I know. But it's actually true. Scientific studies have shown that women are people too! That's right my friend; So do yourself a favor and stop treating them like idiots that will fall for your Jedi mind tricks.

Women generally have a different value system
What I mean by this is that they are motivated differently and will react differently to things than you would. Imagine if a woman was to flash a man in a park? It would most likely result in a pretty happy man, right? Now imagine if a man was to flash a woman in a park? It would probably result in police being called and charges being laid.
Whereas a guy will fantasize about a woman walking up to them in a bar and begging to suck his cock, a girl will want an actual adult conversation and a genuine connection before she wants to proposition sexual activities.

Women want a real guy
That means you need to make your profile real. You're allowed to have flaws. Unlike most "boys"; women don't demand perfection. Sure they love to look at Ryan Gosling, but they don't mind if that's not how you look. They just want to see that you take enough pride in yourself that they can too. They want to know that you'll put effort into yourself; after all, if you won't put effort into yourself, then how are you going to put effort into them.

You're not entitled to anything, so don't expect anything
Just because a female is nice to you, doesn't mean she owes you anything. Just because she talks to you and you feel attracted to her, doesn't mean she is yours. Just because you both feel a sexual attraction, doesn't mean she is obliged to do anything with you.
Whatever happens, happens. Just be grateful for whatever life brings you and treat her with respect. Before, during, and after.

Writing by Master James
Published by amateurgirl
10 years ago
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art124 8 years ago
you can't find more honest than me......try me
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wHomanizer
wHomanizer 9 years ago
Bottom line: treat women as equals. To the guys it applies to: your mom should have tought you that.
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lxf4l
Just be real and yourself, I've made a few friends that way. Yes some of them there is nothing sexual between us.
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unknownguyoh88 10 years ago
Bravo!! Wish this was an xHamster requirement ( sometimes)
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amateurgirl Publisher 10 years ago
to DanielPortenio : thx ^_^
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DanielPortenio
DanielPortenio 10 years ago
to amateurgirl : Thanks.
After watching again your photos, Lynn, I confirmed that you carry the most tempting fruit around the garden!
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amateurgirl Publisher 10 years ago
to DanielPortenio : Mr. James is sum cool dude on FetLife :smile:
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DanielPortenio
DanielPortenio 10 years ago
Enjoyed your post, as always enjoy your writings, photos, videos, dances, and that lovely black dress...
Btw, who is Master James?
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pornmeout
This is great...To late for me though...The whole time I was reading, your naked, tight body kept being "real nasty" in my brain...Think you're smart, silly, sexy...Keep being you...
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theonetimer 10 years ago
to amateurgirl : hahahaha im full of knowledge young lady !! i will leave that to your imagination :wink:
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amateurgirl Publisher 10 years ago
to theonetimer : one day knowledge will sink in your doodle head and you will finally see the light Mr dick head lol... how is that going for you btw, is your doodle useful for things other than making lots of pee pee :smile:
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theonetimer 10 years ago
to amateurgirl : haha yes was a good read my little toilet friend lol xx
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amateurgirl Publisher 10 years ago
to theonetimer : lol Mr penis head. did you like my funny article :smile:
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theonetimer 10 years ago
hi remember me ? :wink:
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