New Year Resolutions

It is that time of the year to make resolutions or renew pledges. Being depraved and completely sullied in porn it time to create this year's bucket list.

1. Write porn reviews, create a blog.
2. Complete my Harmony porn collection.
3. Continue collecting the latest DVD releases from Harmony.
3. Download more porn.
4. Renew porn subscriptions.
5. Wank a lot more with other online porn addicts.
6. Attend a porn convention or porn awards ceremony.
7. Attend or organise a jerk circle.
8. Work my way up to a 12 hour then 24 hour edging and gooning session.

If any of you depraved porn drenched souls think I should add more resolutions or wish to aid me in my resolutions, comment below.

Happy New Yew porn addicts.

Whore_Maker

Published by Whore_Maker

9 years ago

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Whore_Maker Publisher 5 years ago

to gunner01 : So this was about 4 years ago. I never got round to a blog seemed to interrupt the porn, I still get the odd Harmony release but well behind because I concentrate on subscriptions and downloading porn these days, with the advent of Rabb.it I wank regularly online with other pornosexual depraved people (and love it!) I have been to a Porn Convention in New Jersey - Exotica! It was fantastic! Now planning to attend AVN but that will be a few years off, never had a wank in a jerk circle still would like too, and last but not least 4 years ago i was pushing 4 hours tops in a session, since then I regularly do 6-8 hours in an evening and one 12-13 hour session once a month.

And after all that porn I still love it!!

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Whore_Maker Publisher 5 years ago

to Biggiver : So this was about 4 years ago. I never got round to a blog seemed to interrupt the porn, I still get the odd Harmony release but well behind because I concentrate on subscriptions and downloading porn these days, with the advent of Rabb.it I wank regularly online with other pornosexual depraved people (and love it!) I have been to a Porn Convention in New Jersey - Exotica! It was fantastic! Now planning to attend AVN but that will be a few years off, never had a wank in a jerk circle still would like too, and last but not least 4 years ago i was pushing 4 hours tops in a session, since then I regularly do 6-8 hours in an evening and one 12-13 hour session once a month.
And after all that porn I still love it!!

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Biggiver 5 years ago

Did you succeed?

gunner01 6 years ago

How about this year, mate? Any thing not yet achieved?

Did you ever meet 6 and 7 above?? They're very high on my porn bucket list!!

londonguy389 7 years ago

Would live to attend a jerk circle

tonguefuckherass 9 years ago

My goal for 2015 was to bate more and so far overall I've reached it. Especially the 24 hour mark would be great to achieve, I'm looking forward to it. Hope you'll achieve it soon!
And now I'll have a closer look at the Harmony HP

Of course I know this label but never checked their HP.

dp-lover 9 years ago

great list man, hope that you are well on your way to achieving your goals!

would love a 24hr edge session one day

Harddick10433 9 years ago

LOVE this list bro!!

dangerdick2007 9 years ago

Oh, sorry. I thought you were referring to Harmony Rose the porn actress.

dangerdick2007 9 years ago

Great list. I too am a HUGE fan of Harmony. I think she has been criminally underrated. And I used to actually write porn reviews for a website! Did it for a couple years and got lots of free DVDs in the process. I gave it up thought because I got tired of having to write the reviews under a deadline... I couldn't enjoy the movies. Would love start doing it again though.

cfrpilot 9 years ago

to Whore_Maker : Whoa! That is an amazing comment! Fucking hot, hot, hot!

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georgedoremus1 9 years ago

to Whore_Maker : It is the One True Faith.

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georgedoremus1 9 years ago

to Whore_Maker : I take your point!

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Whore_Maker Publisher 9 years ago

to maternus1 : It's my religion, I love worshipping with fellow brothers at the altar of Porn. The Gods and Goddesses are completely sordid and the angels are evil.

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Whore_Maker Publisher 9 years ago

to jonny00799 : I checked out Venus festival, looks fun. On the google hunt for FKK club. Cheers fellow masturbator.

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Whore_Maker Publisher 9 years ago

to slaphandslim1 : I do mate I'll send you a pm with details

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Whore_Maker Publisher 9 years ago

to georgedoremus1 : The GF is a bit of a slut, borderline bimbo might be hard that one

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Whore_Maker Publisher 9 years ago

Thanks man, I look forward to the rest of this year

georgedoremus1 9 years ago

Deprive gf of all sex.

All sounds good mate.... I'm always up for chat when I can get online... do you use yahoo IM?

jonny00799 9 years ago

All great ambitions, 6 is certainly one that ii make every year but never manage. Venus festival in Berlin is one of the best I believe. And if you're in Germany you could also pay a visit to a FKK club.

I'm also aiming for more wank meets.

maternus1 9 years ago

the 8 commendments, good start to live your, our porn religion, I think no.8 is a very important one, I feel good, when i see that more and more brothers are on the right way, dedicating their lifes for the RIGHT thing, PORN !!

jackoffxxx 9 years ago

These are FANTASTIC new years resolutions. All of them strike a cord with me and are great things to aim for. More porn, more bate, more devotion to your cock and the filth that we all love to get off to. Sounds like you are going to have a great time in 2015 emptying your balls to all that hot nasty porno.

Whore_Maker Publisher 9 years ago

to filthywanker : I agree about that, Harmony do art house Hardcore really well. I look forward to get hold of a copy of Night Creatures.

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filthywanker 9 years ago

Happy New Porn! Gimme a shout when you've hit 24hrs. Trust me, by that point, you'll find it difficult to re-trace your steps, but luckily you should still remember your own name. Take a look at Harmony's newest release if you can (Night Creatures). There's a scene with Marc Rose which is just sublime. No studio beats Harmony for HARDCORE ART with a touch of British eroticism and soul. ENJOY YOURSELF.