To Be 8 again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made ​​her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He Put her on every ride in The Park; The Death Slide, The Wall of Fear, The Screaming. Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to A movie, Popcorn, A Soda pop, and her favorite. CANDY, M & M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'.
Published by blondii
11 years ago
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_kev_ 5 years ago
Woops   whahahha
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gemini68monkey 5 years ago
lol
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Big38Ffan
Now that is funny
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HermanTheGerman1950
HAHAHAHA - LOL
wonderful
Men and women talk different languages !!!
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blondii
blondii Publisher 7 years ago
thankie!!!
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blondii
blondii Publisher 7 years ago
to cbradiofan : cheers...
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blondii
blondii Publisher 7 years ago
i love it....
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cbradiofan 7 years ago
Fucking hilarious. You got me.
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blondii
blondii Publisher 8 years ago
yap.... a good one indeed....
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cockloverx 8 years ago
loved it very good
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brown14bill144 9 years ago
LOL Thanks for the posting
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litandel 9 years ago
ha ha yes this man must be irish
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normad
Nice one really enjoyed that
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InterracialFreak
InterracialFreak 10 years ago
That was good. I loved the punchline.
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oneshyguy 11 years ago
Bahahaha!
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